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Slut List


  1. Mhaille ‎(19,645 links) +548
  2. Benson ‎(15,289 links) +247
  3. MrN9000 ‎(9,772 links) +6232
  4. Thekillerfroggy ‎(7,796 links) -387
  5. TheLedBalloon ‎(6,634 links) +530
  6. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user ‎(6,588 links) +2259
  7. Zombiebaron ‎(5,692 links) +1148
  8. ‎(5,683 links) +655
  9. Modusoperandi ‎(5,529 links) +603
  10. Sycamore ‎(5,168 links) +169
  11. Todd Lyons ‎(4,937 links) -24
  12. Under user ‎(4,771 links) +243
  13. Tom mayfair ‎(4,277 links) -11
  14. Insineratehymn ‎(4,005 links) 0
  15. Fnoodle ‎(3,407 links) +49
  16. Dr. Skullthumper ‎(3,358 links) +99
  17. ChiefjusticeDS ‎(3,239 links) N/A
  18. Bonner ‎(3,200 links) +991
  19. Starnestommy ‎(3,024 links) +26
  20. Codeine ‎(2,950 links) +67

N/A - User did not make the previous slut list
Average: +440

21. RAHB ‎(2,793 links) +207
22. Mordillo ‎(2,541 links) +116
23. THEDUDEMAN ‎(2,370 links) +104
24. Cajek ‎(2,232 links) +86
25. Necropaxx ‎(2,214 links) +669
26. Braydie ‎(2,161 links) -6
27. Nintendorulez ‎(2,081 links) +145
28. Electrified mocha chinchilla ‎(2,040 links) +401
29. Olipro ‎(1,908 links) +55
30. Gerrycheevers ‎(1,905 links) +212
31. Orian57 ‎(1,886 links) +251
32. SysRq ‎(1,860 links) +66
33. Ljlego ‎(1,791 links) +51
34. Hinoa ‎(1,746 links) -4
35. Cs1987 ‎(1,721 links) -4
36. Optimuschris ‎(1,681 links) N/A
37. Dexter111344 ‎(1,677 links) N/A
38. Tompkins ‎(1,657 links) -4
39. Mnbvcxz ‎(1,645 links) N/A
40. Rcmurphy ‎(1,591 links) +44

Here it is: the Valentine's Day slut list. I didn't note who's on the welcoming committee or not this time (those of you who are on it, you know who are and what you do). I did note everyone's increase or decrease since the last slut list and the average. Now you all banter. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 04:14 Feb 13 2010

I didn't make the list! I don't know whether or not to be happy or sad. So: Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, I hope you all get some sick lovin'.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  13 Feb 2010 ~ 04:36 (UTC)
I jumped up 13 spots! Woo! Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 04:59, Feb 13 2010
I continue to be awesome. And by "awesome" I mean "dorky". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:06, February 13, 2010 (UTC)
Dangit, I'm #41, right after Rcmurphy. That's what I get for linking in my sig. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 09:18, Feb. 13, 2010
Hey, hey! I made the list this year. Now I'll finally cash in my V card for sure! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:10, 13 Feb
I'm Number Six! Hot! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 17:50, 13 February 2010
Sloppy work from TKF dropping by -387. Um... +6232? *cough* MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 22:35, Feb 13
Own up to your whoreism. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 23:19 Feb 13 2010
Random thought: Considering Pelargonium welcomed 99999999999999999999999999999992 people last night, he'll probably make the next one.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 23:55, February 13, 2010 (UTC)
What can I say. I'm a friendly guy. That and I have no life.Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 20:29, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
With one magic booger, I removed my name from these lists forever...--<<>> 00:04, February 17, 2010 (UTC)
I don't appear on these lists either. It feels good not caring about these lists when someone does them every other week. Spang talk 07:13, 20 Feb 2010
Don't be so smug. I can put you on this list. Don't make me do it! I'm just crazy enough to do it, too! Seriously, I am quite mad. Mad! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:56, February 20, 2010 (UTC)

I'm not in there!

Hey, put me in there! 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 06:48, February 22, 2010 (UTC)

What's the point of this?

And why am I not on the list? --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 02 22, 21:44, 2010

It's the system we use to figure out the biggest loser. The number of links are inversely proportional to the amount (and quality) of life. More than 5,000 links, for instance, means that you've never kissed a member of the opposite sex, while more than 7,500 means that you've never kissed a member of the same sex, either. More than 10,000 means that you're a brain in a jar and more than 15,000 means that you don't even have a jar. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:22, February 22, 2010 (UTC)
And if you're Mhaille you don't have the brain, let alone a jar to put it in. Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC
To be fair, he had that issue even when he had no links. Also, monobrow. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:02, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
As long as he is too smart to edit the iCarly Wiki that keeps popping up as an advertisement under each Article and Forum topic I read. The iCarly show is so old that iCarly just graduated college at the age of 33 and still pretends to be a teenager for the show, also Zach and Cody are 42 by now. Nick and Disney gives child actors anti-growth hormones so they can stay young for a long time and keep doing the same stupid stuff over and over again each different show. Loke 06:45, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
So you're saying that iCarly has braking problems? Check the floor mats.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  24 Feb 2010 ~ 07:09 (UTC)
nooo fux u geywad dat shos awsommmmm C4RLY SH3YS #1 FAN 07:41, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
You guys are always really good at changing the topic of a discussion. Meaning that it is no longer a discussion, but a conversation... --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 02 24, 16:13, 2010
I am after all the God of Change aren't I? Loke is another form of Loki. :) Loke 04:24, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
So anyway, the other day I was snowboarding, right? And I see this tree comin' up, so I swerve, right? Well, there was this rock or something that I couldn't see, right? So anyway, I just totally wipe out, dude, right on my face, right? And it was totally awesome, right? But then I found out that my buddy was recording, and now it's all over the Internet, right? Totally lame, man. Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC
ITS OKEY NECROPAX I STIL LUV U!!!! N3CROP4XXE'S #1 FAN!!!!! 23:27, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
Why? I mean, a few years ago Hollywood remade Wargames. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:35, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
I've actually seen that movie. Paled in comparison to the original Wargames, and the original didn't really move me either. Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC
The highlight of the original movie, aside from Jim Sting & Malvin (who should've got their own movie)...

Jim Sting: "Remember you told me to tell you when you were acting rudely and insensitively? Remember that? You're doing it right now."

Malvin: "I can't believe it, Jim. That girl's standing over there listening and you're telling him about our back doors?"

Jim Sting: [yelling] "Mister Potato Head! Mister Potato Head! Back doors are not secrets!"
Malvin: "Yeah, but Jim, you're giving away all our best tricks!"

Jim Sting: "They're not tricks."

...wasn't even in the film itself. It was the wildly awesome ColecoVision game based on it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:50, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
I preferred Raid on Bungeling_Bay, that game kicked ass!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  25 Feb 2010 ~ 04:52 (UTC)
I can't believe I'm still even on this. The rewards of being a slacker are seemingly endless. --T. (talk) 16:08, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
Cool. I'm well on my way then.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  26 Feb 2010 ~ 05:21 (UTC)