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Please name us, kind sirs and madams!

So I realized that, while our esteemed main logo/mascot has had the name Sophia since time immemorial, our buddies in the top-left corner of Forum pages don't have names at all. Obviously there is only one person to blame, namely MoneySign. This is a problem, so make suggestions and vote on two new names (go ahead and vote on all the ones you like), and mahna-mahna (do doo do do do). —rc (t) 02:29, 18 June 2008 (UTC)

Tubercules (Too-ber-cue-lees)

Score: +4

Potatocrates (Poe-tae-toc-ra-tees) (?)

Score: +11


Score: +7

Against naming them at all, dagnabit

Score: +3

For renaming Modus

Score: +4

For dubbing them Dexter and Leddy

Score: +2

Spud and Nik

Score: +5

Chronarion and Stillwaters

Score: +4

Keira and Kate

Score: +2
  • Although I'd like to see them in some kind of opposing corsetry.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
    • You know, something like that would make a sweet movie. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 10:46, Jun 19
      • A sweet movie indeed...A film about the childhood friendships that last us a lifetime... and the forbidden love that tears us apart....... *sigh... AHEM.... never mind. Regret Tenenbaum 04:11, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
  • lol Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us.png (talk) Fk 03:54, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

You Search and Find Nothing

Score: +50

Johnny Thundercrotch and Chocolate DeVine

Score: +1
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. 'cause porn star names are always cool. Always. and i'm terribly immature -- Regret Tenenbaum 04:01, 21 June 2008 (UTC)


Score: +2


For naming one of them Ignacius Powarkock

  • For Best fake name ever. -RAHB 00:40, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

I've just been referring to them as "Zombiebaron 1" and "Zombiebaron 2" all this time, and I see no reason to change that now

Later and Tater

  • For Although someone I know refers to tater tots as tater tits which seems kind of funny but would probaly offend a lot of people. Tater and Tits. I don't have the nerve to put that one out there though. --Penny Pincher 02:18, 28 June 2008 (UTC)

Tater and Tits

Klik and Klak of the house of Kartok

  • My two favorite Klingons Verp 07:23, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

Spuddy Buddy on the right

Spuddy welcome.jpg

  • I have a better idea now. I live in NORTH Idaho. We hate being associated with potatoes. We don’t grow potatoes. They grow them in southern Idaho. We live in the Pacific Time zone. They live in Mountain Time, both the time zone and the mental state of thinking like mountain men and other white people of that era. Southern Idaho is northern Utah. North Idaho has more in common with Seattle and western Canada. The official state motto is “The Gem State” but due to the lobbying of the richest man in Idaho, Mr. Simplot (not that being the richest man in Idaho is any real accomplishment) the license plates say “Famous Potatoes”. Bad Idaho potato symbolism saps my will to live. As you can see, the official Idaho Potato Commission mascot is giving the Nazi salute and has no pants, so Spuddy Buddy would be the perfect name for the potato on the far right.

Verp 08:21, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

Their names are Goodwood P. Minge and Mlle. Corazon McPockinPockin

  • For this is less of a vote than an expression of the fact that they told me those are their names. --Hyperbole 20:28, 3 July 2008 (UTC)


Naming potatoes, that's so 2005!---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:37, 4 July 2008 (UTC)