Forum:Holy Carp! I'm impressed

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At the risk of sounding like a total suck up, I just gotta say, either you guys are brilliant, or you have entirely too much time on your hands. This is one hell of an undertaking, and all the bells and whistles are in place. Jeez. I started my own humble little parody web site a month ago, and I'm already feeling like chief editor, news reporter, delivery boy and bottle washer for a small town newspaper. In essence, I'm already burnt out on the thing. You guys on the other hand, you've built the sistine chapel of parody sites here. I could waste a whole weekend here. So my question is, how did you do it? Is all of this on a volunteer basis, or is there some deranged financier behind the scenes somewhere? My next question is, if this is all from voluntary contributions, could I get some help over here on my site, and if this is financed by some eccentric millionaire, could I get some help over here on my bank account? Many thanks, and that's how I lost my virginity.The preceding unsigned comment was added by PsychoticAdvisor (talk • contribs)

We get imaginary money I suppose, but like all sick addictions the next hit is always the aim for the addict — Sir Sycamore (talk) 14:23, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
We have something crazy like 70,000 members (most inactive) and 23,000 articles (only about 2,000 of which are worth reading) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 14:47, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
Why did you create another parody web site dude? Uncyc is where it's at. Come over and join us eh? We even have two turn tables and a microphone. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 14:51, Aug 24
If only you knew the power of the dark side... — Sir Sycamore (talk) 14:52, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
Also, I am your father. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Seriously, thats the kind of thing you should not be saying to noobs, it creeps them out you know. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 14:57, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
If you will not turn to the dark side, then perhaps she will. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 14:59, Aug 24
Obi Van Kenobi is here to cut your arms and legs.--Obi Van Kenobi 15:12, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

You want to know our secret?[edit]

It's this guy. I shit you not. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:01, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

Hey, where'd you get that picture from? Have you been hacking into my Facebook account again? -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 12:51, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

No No, that's just a decoy, here is the real secret[edit]

It's that guy. Mo, seriously

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~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 12:57, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

Lies! It's this guy.[edit]

Yes, that's right. Uncyclopedia has Skeletor. He really left himself go after the show went off the air... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:50, 25 August 2008 (UTC)


No it's this girl.[edit]

Carol's goggles.jpg

Stop being douchebags and give credit where credit is due. She's a god damn handicapped person, for fuck's sake. Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif 19:25, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

Safety glasses?! What does a chick need safety glasses for? Are baking and folding laundry really that dangerous? I know that broads are weak, but I had no idea that they were that brittle. Douchebag 19:50, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
I believe safety glasses are a standard safe sex item these days. More women loose their sight due to excessive amounts of splooge every year than bikini-clad nymphets are eaten by sharks or appear in Prince videos. Its a sign o' the times. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
My cousin tried weed, now he's on speed. It's August. Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif 19:29, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
Ze goggles. Zey do nathink! -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 12:45, 31 August 2008 (UTC)

Whoa?[edit]

A newbie without their virginity? It's a FESTIVUS MIRACLE! - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 19:42, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

A newbie? Another one? Fucking hell... http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/1b/Is_loading_3.gif/12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner) (Talk) Aug 29, 10:31
TIME FOR AN AZTEC PARTY Kitty!.gifHeck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. Argh.gif 16:10, 29 August 2008 (UTC)