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Since the current article on iCarly is junk, and probably won't get any better, I propose replacing it with User:Mnbvcxz/ICarly2, which is a vandal-rant against the "classic" iCarly article, with footnotes added in response to the vandal. I think that article is probably better then what we have now, but it might be a little in-jokey, although it might also come as a "randomness that works". --Mn-z


02:45, February 26, 2010 (UTC)

Yes, but instead of "replacing" how about we just scrub every mention of iCarly from the internet? IronLung 03:31, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
Yes as well, it's a well-written rant which is almost a parody of a rant. Much more interesting than anything else about the show could be. ~ User:Aleister in Chains User talk:Aleister in Chains few seconds later
Dude. WTF? Nom the pants version for VFD. When you do say "Hea Guys, look this version can go it place of it. In addition that lovely Admin MrN9000 has surprising large reproductive organs." ... Or something similar. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 05:04, Feb 26
Done, but there wasn't a consensus about moving the article over top the deleted one. --Mn-z 23:31, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
Who said that? I have no idea what you are talking about. *Cough* Um... Did you mention my reproductive organs in the VFD nom? See, there's your problem. Um, OK. Hang on... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 23:33, Feb 27
Thanks, but it appears as though the talk page is still protected, as a relic of the full protection against creation. --Mn-z 04:26, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

Is this guilt trip really necessary?

I mean this iCarly show and girl ain't even notable enough to get an article written because Codine's mum never heard of her nor does she even bother to watch Nick. What next "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody On Deck In The Caribbean: The College Years"? Nobody cares about iCarly enough to write a decent article about her. Just make iCarly an Apple product about an annoying teenage girl with her own web show, her best friend Sam who is a psychopath, and whatever the boy's name is who whines and moans too much about putting up with their bullshit the entire season as they work him as a slave to man the cameras and other stuff for them. Then her artist big brother who is about as responsible as Pee Wee Herman on crack in a porno theater and it's a wonder why family services didn't take her away from him on the first episode of the show. Now if you wanted a funny rant, there is a funny rant. Loke 23:06, March 2, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, no. Not at all. I did a bit of research after you wrote that, and you kinda sound like a bit of a butthurt iCarly fan. The Man In Black. 06:20, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
I never was a fan, it is a stupid and not just funny show. The type of humor that only ED would do. Drama and not humor. By the way please don't use the word "butthurt" it is a bigoted slur towards homosexual men and I am a civil rights activist and support the rights of all people including homosexuals. So I forgive you for that, and please don't do it again. Loke 11:32, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, see, you shouldn't take things I say seriously. Just messing with you, man (or woman, I don't know). I'm also as active as I can be in supporting civil rights. Well, you know, not all people though. I think people who label themselves as white supremacists should have their rights taken away. The Man In Black. 18:41, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
Did you know my name Loke is a form of Loki so you shouldn't take me seriously either? I wrote a whole article on serious but it got VFD'ed and someone else created a different article later. Then below I get accused of stealing the credit for someone else's article. Yeah I agree the white supremacists shouldn't have rights either, but that pesky US Constitution keeps getting in the way of that, seems to protect Black Panthers (the ones who kill people), Communists (The ones that kill people not you guys here), Nazis, and even gasp choke Terrorists too and claim they all have rights and freedoms. Personally I think that if a person becomes a terrorist that they give up all their rights and freedoms for mass murder, but that is just my view and opinions on things as the Norse God of Mischief, Discord, Chaos, and Change, so whatdda I know, eh? By the way can I ask you a question? Who is John Salt? Because inquiring minds really would like to know. Loke 04:39, March 4, 2010 (UTC)
On a related note, I've noticed that all the preggo pr0n is segregated from the regular pr0n, which I believe qualified as pregnancy discrimination. --Mn-z 23:20, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
You should also change your user page as it appears that you are claiming credit for things which you did not write. I'm Serious for example. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 10:16, Mar 3
I wrote the original serious years ago, looks like someone rewrote it. I guess that was you. I'll remove it from my list. Thank you. Loke 11:32, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
Yea, I figured that, and nope, I did not write it. You can tell who did, buy looking at the contributions for the page. :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 11:35, Mar 3
Well then I wrote it and it got VFD later and then someone else recreated it. Also note my user page says articles I wrote or contributed to not just wrote. Sorry about that, if any other articles I made claim to go VFDed I will remove them from my user page. I've been sick and not been on here for years because of that. I publicly apologize for taking credit for stuff other people wrote, and it was by mistake and I suffered the delusion that I wrote or at least contributed to it. I was diagnosed with asperger's syndrome and then misdiagnosed and given the diagnosis of schizoaffective disorder. So please understand that I did not do those things on purpose and my illness makes me this way. Sorry again for the inconvenience, I'll go get a mop to clean it up, sir. Loke 12:45, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
If you were editing this place, and did not have some kinda mental "problem" then I would be worried. My condition for example is technically known as "being an asshole" for example. :) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 14:38, Mar 3
What a conicidink I have a mental illness of being an asshole as well. When people are an asshole that means they are half a lawyer because assholes can become lawyers just by passing a bar exam. A lawyer is by definition an asshole who deals with other assholes and gets paid a lot of money to do so, but has to pass a few bar exams first. Glad to meet you. Loke 17:30, March 3, 2010 (UTC)


I never have thought of "butthurt" as a bigoted slur towards homosexual men. I wonder who "assclown" offends...?  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  06 Mar 2010 ~ 02:30 (UTC)

Clowns who are also Proctologists (Ass Doctors), I've known a few of them myself. They don't like people like you calling them assclowns. After all who can you trust to give you a coloscopy (colon probe looking for cancer and polyps and bleeding) and then afterwords a balloon animal of your choice? Loke 13:38, March 6, 2010 (UTC)

Bigotography of ICarly

Her show, "ICarly" is a stereotypical portrayal of Jews, homosexuals, and Blacks, with no other purpose than to offend these people. However, even though "ICarly" is meant as nothing more than this, its main fanbase is homosexual black jews and we all know from reality TV that this demographic is extremely self-absorbed, self-loathing and self-destructive. At least that's what most honky's felt on the subject (opinion poll, Fox News, April 1492).

ICarly is better known as the daughter of country music one-hit wonder Billy Ray Cyrus, whose hit song 'Check out my Mullet, Bitches' rose to the top of Methlabs 'Top Ten songs to kill yourself to' and used this fame to further enhance his celebrity status as the top billed gay porn star of the year, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004 until his brief hiatus as a line cook at a local Hardee's in Raliegh, South Carolina. After his brief stint as Hardee's executive chef, Billy Ray Cyrus was involved in an extra-marital affair with Bj0rk, the famed Anti-Christ and destroyer of worlds. "ICarly" is the product of their unholy union and is currently on tour in Cambodia, Bosnia, Kosovo and Alabama. Hope this clears things up for you. -- 03:24, March 6, 2010 (UTC)nastyn8

Yeah you forgot it was a "kids show" to brainwash the youth for the Green Communist Climate Cult movement by Al Gore and Maurice Strong until iCarly took creative control of the show and turned it back to the Green Nazi roots. Billy Ray Cyrus also had busted his face many times in mechanical bull riding accidents until enough plastic surgery made him look like The Joker from Batman. The Evil Atheist Conspiracy worked with it and were outsourced by the Green Nazi party to add in the stereotypical portrayal of Jews, homosexuals, and Blacks, and that iCarly is the great-granddaughter of Adolf Hitler himself and her father grew her in a clone tank as a female clone of Hitler, and thus every night she grows a Hitler mustache and has to hot wax it off every morning and that just makes her meaner. She also shares Hitler's goals for bringing about the Fourth Reich and has obviously teamed up with the Olsen Twins to start up a New Holocaust with an all Feminazi army of female Nazis made up of annoying and obnoxious Aryan teenage girls to get the job done by bossing around the geeks and nerds that do their computer tech support and web cam shows like iCarly by promising them sex but never giving it to them so they can keep bullying them and bossing them around to bring about the New Holocaust and the Fourth Reich. Also she has the head of Walt Disney captive and thus secretly controls both Nick and Disney at the same time and forces Steve Jobs to give her free Macintosh, iPod, iPhones, and other stuff for free or else she will use her majority of Apple stock and Pixar stock to force Steve Jobs out into the streets and become homeless like Steve Wozniak is after Steve Jobs screwed him by rigging that plane crash that wiped out his memories via a Lost beta test plot. Loke 03:40, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
What about the part where Chuck Norris and Jesus killed your mom while George Bush didn't care about black people and Steve Ballmer fucking buried Google in the year 48300134809184 BC and HEY, <insert name here> I RESPECT YOU AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT BEYONCE HAD ONE OF THE BEST MUSIC VIDEOS OF ALL TIME!!! IT'S OVER 9000!!!!Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:59, 6 March 2010 (UTC)
BUTT POOP!!!! --Mn-z 04:03, March 6, 2010 (UTC)

Why did Kanye steal my thunder AGAIN????--Nastyn8 04:27, March 6, 2010 (UTC)nastyn8

More Bigotography on: ICarly, world famous autism/sociopath simulator

ICarly is not actually a person, but an andriod mechanism that produces iproducts(i.e. the iphone, ipad, idouche) from its "vagina", which is not really a birth canal at all, but an assembly line for the afterbirth products that Steve Jobs parents couldn't shit out before he reached puberty. ICarly 1.0 (and subsequent models) is the logical outcome of all desired input+query=requests x most desirable (ass+no/tits) for and other related input fields on database simulations. However, Oprah Winfrey still needed a human host to attatch the e-parasite "ICarly2.0" to, and since Billy Ray Cyrus and Bj0rk had already made a pact with the DEVIL HIMSELF, she need look no further than the offspring created by their Satanic ass-play. Grandpa Adolf was just a bonus, as far as she was concerend. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Nastyn8 (talk • contribs)

...Sure...whatever floats your boat... —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 04:26, 6 March 2010 (UTC)
...I forgot to mention the little pink mafia, THEY TOTALLY RUN SHIT:--Nastyn8 04:54, March 6, 2010 (UTC)nastyn8