Forum:I am Done

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5,130 edits. I'm leaving this horrible place. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 [email protected] KUN 12:32, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

I have over 20,000 edits, I think I'll be the judge of how awful it is here. Plus you can't leave, we have your soul... — Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:52, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
Can we has a reason, or are you already gone? The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 15:43, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
His last activity (by his edit log) was October 28th, excluding his leaving messages. --Mnbvcxz (Annoy) 16:32, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
Don't go, Gert! Who will we have to kick around when we're feeling insecure? Who will we make fun of when our lives go down the tubes by saying, "Oh well, at least I'm not Gert!"? We need you, Gert. We need your scapegoatiness. We'll feature one of your terrible, unfunny, childish articles if you promise to stay. Stay! stay... /weeps Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:15, Dec 29
I've made a total of one edit. And it was for this page. You made me waste it! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:18, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
Seriously Gert, please don't leave. If you must, take an extended leave of absence, but please don't leave forever. We like you. --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 05:20, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
It's your fault, you know. You're the one who gave him tuberculosis. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:26, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
Shut up, Alison. --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 07:31, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
Going by the indent, you're telling yourself to shut up, Alison. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:10, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
Can I have his office space? Mine is kinda small, and I have 30 more edits than he does. - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 20:43, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
I rifled through his old desk...nothing but wadded up article balls and cobwebs in there. He had a nifty little edit counter, so I stole it for my Userpage because I really need to know just how much of a life I don't have at all times. He also had his little VFH waaah box so I simply had to look at his article titled This page is not going to get Featured Article. WTF does it take to light a fire under Howdy Doody's ass? Even his hostility was bland!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  20:54, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
I call his red stapler. Spang talk 23:05, 30 Dec 2008
I haz a sad =( -RAHB 18:36, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia is the worst, no way of denying it. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:19, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

Well, nobody cares about him anymore. All his stuff are now belong to ME! Wish you well in Wikipedia! 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 02:58, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

No, none of his stuff are belong to you. Try doing some work before you prance around declaring yourself some sort of godly user. -RAHB 03:31, 8 January 2009 (UTC)