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He answered over there.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Jimbo_Wales#Uncyclopedia

Just in case we were skeptical. ;)Saberwolf116 20:52, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

I use Wikipedia, did you know? But yes, interesting find. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:23, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
"Jimbo Wales uses Uncyclopedia"? That's just shooting fish in a barrel. Too easy... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 21:31, Mar 28
I thought everyone knew that. --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 21:35, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
Jimbo Wales uses Uncyclopedia to indoctrinate the ignorant into his Ayn Rand cult. -Sir Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:59, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
Saber Shrugged.Saberwolf116 22:32, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
Six contribs? He's got a ways to go. At this rate, he'll never make admin. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:46, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
My personal favourite being:
"Uncyclopedia rocks, as it is. That's why I offered to buy it. What is our business plan for Uncyclopedia? To demonstrate to the active community here, and by extension other communities, that we know how to not fuck people. Our entire business model depends on showing the world that we are a serious alternative to Yahoo, Google, etc., etc. because we represent a totally different approach... a totally wiki approach... to website management.--Jimbo Wales 20:07, 11 July 2006 (UTC)"
Followed by:
"buying the domain name out from under us"? That sentence, I am very sorry to say, leaves me completely confused. Jonathan owned the domain, not you. "lay their paws on"? What does that mean? Well, yeah, we do have a strong furry community... ;-) Seriously, this hysteria is a bit much. How about giving me something practical I can work with? What is it that you want me to do or not do?--Jimbo Wales 20:11, 11 July 2006 (UTC)"
Well, don't do things which turn the entire community against you might be a good start eh Jimbo? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 00:28, Mar 29
I personally liked the "Nice to meet, you, Jesus" one. -Sir Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:39, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
No matter how sickening you think he is, he'll say something and all of a sudden your knees turn to jelly and you start questioning your sexuality. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 01:06, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
All of a sudden? Start? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:18, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
He made me do it! *points and runs home to mum* MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 04:23, Mar 29
oh shit! Jimbo's gonna buy Uncyclopedia! He'll turn it into a detachment of Wikipedia! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! S-984 19:35, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
Chill out man. He already bought Uncyclopedia. There's no turning back! -Sir Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:30, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
HOLY SHIT! I have a Wikipedia account too! 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 08:44, 31 March 2009 (UTC)