Forum:Join UNATO!!!

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
Jump to: navigation, search
Forums: Index > BHOP > Join UNATO!!!
Note: This topic has been unedited for 4321 days. It is considered archived - the discussion is over. Do not add to unless it really needs a response.

FLAMEWAR ALERT BLUE.jpg Flamewar Advisory

Hello Friend. Communism got you down? Do you want to do something to help our great nation and its loyal people, but not be held down by those dirty commies? Well than join UNATO!! You say you've never heard of UNATO?!?!? UNATO is our local Democratic Army dedicated to battling the Communists and Terorists in order to protect our home. Sign up today, and gather your benefits. Benefits include, but are not liited to, Freedom of Speech, Trial by Jury and the Right to Bare Arms. Sign Up Today. We accept all noobs, experienced users and even those poor Paroles brainwashed into joining the Commies.--Senator THEDUDEMAN Join UNATO 19:41, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

I could've sworn that you were in the Grue Army and that the Grue Army is allied with UNSOC. I smell a traitor. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 19:49, September 17, 2007
Yea, I am in the Grue Army, but I never really supported the whole allies with UNSOC thing. Quite the opposite actualy, I hate communists and blame all my problems on them. Proof if needed, while i could have goten a good rank in UNSOC if I wanted to early on, I never did--Senator THEDUDEMAN Join UNATO 19:55, 17 September 2007 (UTC)
The link to this topic that thou hast placed in thy sig is broken, Dudeman. Fixeth, and yea shall reap credibility! --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 07:15, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
Link fixed. Thanks for ointing that out--Senator THEDUDEMAN Join UNATO 15:20, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

Sign Ups

I want in, please.

Starry 19:47, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

I will join.

Shady Character 04:52, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

Sir! I would like to join in this glorious fight to rid Ucyclopedia of the commie menace! I offer my services in support of all things fueled by this glorious revolution! http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:57, 19 September 2007 (UTC) I withdraw my application until this group gets running. When you actually start recruitment, you can contact me at 999-999-9998 I am Boomer.Speak to the Boomsta. Seriously.Do it. 20:55, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

I want to join you! I hate Communism! I can't stress it enough! AAAAAAAAA! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Icons-flag-us.pngMchammer.gif 22:08, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

UNSOC is better!

Your group is now property of the people!

Property of the people.

Accept it, it is no longer yours it is the peoples! --The Great Yellow Crayon Get PWNED Yellow 130 is teh pwnz 00:56, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

Don't make this start to burn. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Yellow, This in UNATO, not UNSOC. You are not welcome here with your communist ways. Now please do us a favor and leave us alone.--Senator THEDUDEMAN Join UNATO 01:03, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
/me gets out fire extinguisher. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
You have 2 members UNSOC has well more we give the property of the people. --The Great Yellow Crayon Get PWNED Yellow 130 is teh pwnz 04:50, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
Shut up Yellow 130 or i'll bust you down to Yellow 0 --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/1b/Is_loading_3.gif/12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner) (Talk) 07:02, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
Bonner? Possible defector? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 07:13, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
See what happens when I go to watch porn. I can't leave you kids alone for one second. Premier Tom Mayfair
Just goes to show that UNSOC followers are starting to see the truth behind the nice shiny propaganda and red banners...~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 10:50, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
Comrade Mayfair, have you come to do battle with evil Capitalism? It seem that yellow headed younger one, has already started, but I join now. /me takes out his trusty M14. Now for the PEOPLE, for MAYFAIR and FOR RUSSIA!! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NO!! 11:17, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

Do not add fuel to the fire. You can always beat them in senate seats if you really want to with ease. I will send anyone who continues in this silly McCarthyist flamewar under this or any other header to the recdep for immediate removal from the party and all Moscow pact member groups. I mean look at they're name. They were designed to be some sort of anti-UNSOC thing. Giving them any more hint that we care is just going to encourage them. ~ Tophatsig.png

18/09/2007 @ 11:38

Ah! But the fact that "comerade" Capercorn is using a fine example of western capitalist manufacturing instead of one of the motherlands' products goes to show that even in war, UNSOC members rather use the western capitalist supreme manufacturing technology. Don't worry citizens! We have room for all! And liters of chicken soup! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 15:44, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
UNSOC will take doubleplusgood high road in this matter. Thinkwise, comrades, unpax not needed. Oh, and look at me, I'm editing from school! Yay! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:09, Sep 18
Mordillo: I'm not a defector...I just don't want Yellow 130 starting any flamewars --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/1b/Is_loading_3.gif/12px-Is_loading_3.gif (Bonner) (Talk) 18:08, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
/me confiscates the M14. Are the westerners dealin' in illegal arms sells again? Or did you purchase it from the Grue Army? Explain yourself & you might get it back. Premier Tom Mayfair
The Grue army doesn't deal M14's only M16's--General And Min. THEDUDEMANhttp://uncyclopedia.org/images/thumb/b/b0/Sucrose_b.gif/30px-Sucrose_b.gif 19:42, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
Damn westerners. Tryin' to kill us from within. Premier Tom Mayfair
DON'T RESTART THE COMBAT OR I'LL THROW ALL OF YOU WHO FLAME HERE ON TO BAN PATROL FOR FLAMING!!! Lets be diplomatic. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
For the record, maybe not use BENSONSPEAK to resolve flamewars? Seems a bit counterproductive to me. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:58, Sep 18
By "counterproductive", are you implying that there's some newfangled thing called "productive"? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:16, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
What with all these new userspace things that monitor flamewars, magically predict crapflood levels, and the like, there must be productiveness somewhere...  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 02:19 Sep 19, 2007
I just lost all feelin' in my left hand so my solo time alone is numb. Might as well create propaganda. Premier Tom Mayfair
Derailed. Good... Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!