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Mugshots are great. If you meet a man with a face that looks like it staged most of the battles on the eastern front, ghost writers need not apply. Mugshots have a story too, assumption or not.

For example this photo depicts a woman who shot her lover's wife. No idea what she was brought in for, she sounds great to me.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/mugshots/afishermug1.jpg

Arrested for domestic abuse, apparently. I don't see what his woman (or man, or whatever) is complaining about. He has the grin of a god. Though that wouldn't help if he's arrested on grounds of sexual abuse.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/1218093mugs12.jpg

This man was arrested for disturbing the peace in Disneyland after attempting to fuck Dopey.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/mugshots/jmattesonmug1.jpg

Arrested for no proof of insurance, no license, invalid registration. Or brain.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/1218093mugs4.jpg

Arrested for being drunk and annoying. Although judging by this pic he looks more like he was arrested for being a shitty actor in a medieval pantomime.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/1218093mugs9.jpg

This guy was arrested for failing to appear. Yeah, he looks like he was held up one way or another.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/1218093mugs16.jpg

This woman was arrested for serial murder after cutting a load of people in half with her scythe hair.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/1218093mugs2.jpg

This guy chokeslammed a fellow motorist onto the windshield of his car after he rammed him from behind at a red light.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/mugshots/bigshowmug1.jpg

This chicken shit ruined Harrison Ford's career.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/mugshots/labeoufmug1.jpg

This overpaid pain-in-the-arse looks like he was just told he should donate some of his $825,000-per-episode salary to charity (I'm kidding, he only slapped his wife around in front of the kids on Christmas morning).

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/mugshots/sheenmug1.jpg

Hotwired a car, popped some heads, robbed KFC, blah blah blah blah.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/mugshots/jayzmug1.jpg

Dim dipshit moron.

http://www.topnews.in/files/peter_andre.jpg

Corporate attention whore.

http://www.frontrowking.com/Concert_Tickets/Pics/beyonce.jpg

Shit-eating gusset-scrubber.

http://playhappy.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/glenn-beck.jpg

Makes me want to stick my balls in a blender.

http://2020proof.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/cmartin.jpg

Fascist dick.

http://danshas.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/margaret-thatcher.jpg

This tyrannical, bastard, heartless, scummer piece of shit looks like he just sailed on a boat from Cadiz, landed in already-discovered land just south of the colonies and fucking killed everyone in possession of a heartbeat because he's that much of a fucker.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5a/Cortes.jpg

Alright, now I'm bored. --http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b6/Whattheworldis~~.PNG"MORDILLO IS FUCKING FASCIST" 03:57, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

You're weird. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 04:23, Feb 3 2010
who are you and why the fuck do you have my mugshot --rusty johnson 04:52, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
Can we actually charge Chris Martin with the crime of making people want to stick their balls in a blender? I'd be a witness for the prosecution. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:39, Feb 3
You want to watch people stick their balls in a blender?!? You're more disturbed than I thought.  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  05 Feb 2010 ~ 02:58 (UTC)

How could you leave out this guy??

http://www.hiphoprx.com/content/uploads/2010/01/gary-coleman-mugshot.jpg

- ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 23:25,5February,2010

Oh, right yeah. ^ Your mother. -- WAR KICKS ASS!!!!! PEACE RULES!!!!!! VEGGIES FAIL BIG TIME meat is MURDER EUTHANASIA IS WRONG MERCY DEATH IS FINE - Are you IN or are you OUT of the LOOP? 23:28, February 5, 2010 (UTC)