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They said uncyc seems dead because "everyone is saving their writing talents for PLS" and now that PLS has been up for 4 days, I see no signs of resurruction, only two experienced writers (necro and guildy) are participating, no disrespect to other participants. What happened to the PLS being a contest for the best of the best and so forth? Where are the "elite" writers? Is Uncyclopedia dead? Or am I just too early with my crazy assumptions? —Mahmoosh (TalkstalkBoobsAnusPoop) 00:53 October 9 '09

You need to be less paranoid. In the very least, it will greatly simplify my task of sneaking up behind you and stealing your lunch. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:59, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
You're too early, and most of our experienced people are judging. Check back in a week, and then we'll know whether the sky is falling. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:59, Oct 9
The sky is falling!? Whaaa! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:24, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
WE HAVE TO TELL THE PRESIDENT! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:30, Oct 9
Tell him what? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:08, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
That the sky is falling, obviously. Didn't you read The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:10, Oct 9
The sky is falling!? Whaaa! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:24, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
I'm sure other people are writing too, they just haven't "entered" whatever they've written/are working on quite yet. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:21, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah. [MODUzOPERANDI, teh] 05:27 October 9

No, Mooshy's right

We've definitely jumped the shark. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:32, 9 Oct

Yes, but we jumped the shark way back already. Now the sharks are jumping us. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:37, 9 October 2009
Like in Soviet Russia? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:27, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
No, like gay sex gone aquatic. Sharks love a good hump to the dorsal fin.-Almost Sir Random Crap

In my view, which is the only view that matters

Losing our sponsorship for PLS definitely hurt the event. Now it's just a "Hey, why not do this right now" kind of thing - not a lot different from Imperial Colonization. Activity on Unc is down from this time a year ago, but not way down. Like a menstrual cycle, we have a natural ebb and flow. Right now, we're ovulating. talk 19:14, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

It's still sponsored. It's just sponsored by Uncyclopedia's plutocracy now. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:19, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

So what you're saying is...

... I should enter PLS? That I should use my fucking magic to resurrect Uncyclopedia from this Hell-hole called death? That I alone can save the day. Well, I quite enjoy sitting on the sidelines whilst people call me "The Wizard" or "Jesus". Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:21, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

Then all of our descendants will look upon us and say "Please, tell me again how Uncyclopedia was saved!" and we'll say "Shit, A wizard did it." Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 19:40, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

You were right when you said Uncyclopedia was dead


APPARENTLY, YES FreddAin't Dedd 03:20 October 10 '09
Bleh. Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 06:24, Oct 10

It's time to D-d-duel!

I have an idea. Not only that, it's a good one. Bet you weren't expecting that. Anyway, here's the idea: Smack talk. Some witty banter between opponents is just the thing we need to resuscitate Uncyc. Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 06:24, Oct 10

But you're terrible at it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:31, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
I'm not.. so, here we go. Necropaxx's PLS entry suxxorz FreddAin't Dedd 07:12 October 10 '09
How would you know you fucking loser! Don't insult my boy Necro. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 13:56, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
You both suck. End of discussion. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:58, 10 October 2009
Who? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:03, 10 Oct
Grandpa. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 14:03, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
My dead grandpa. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:05, 10 October 2009
Eh? Wassat? -Grandpa
remember me, foo'? I'm the one who killed you Another dead Grampa
You want some of dis, Mooshster? BRING IT!!! I'll take you ON! You got nuthin'! Nuthin', you hear me?! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Necropaxx (talk • contribs)
you're a dead man, a peaceful dead man, y'cant do nuthin, yer too apeaceful and dead to do nuthin FreddAin't Dedd 20:07 October 10 '09
That's what they all thought... before I killed them... Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 21:19, Oct 10
That's what they all say... before I mutilate their bodies (while they're alive, of course.. I dont kill people, I let the crows do that) FreddAin't Dedd 21:28 October 10 '09
You're a sadist... I like that. Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 21:57, Oct 10
Yay!! I finally found a masochist (also, regarding the bodies.. I ate them) FreddAin't Dedd 22:08 October 10 '09
We're getting off topic. So here we go: ur arbicle is teh lame. Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 22:17, Oct 10
yeah, it's difficult to walk normally with a severed tibial nerve FreddAin't Dedd 22:27 October 10 '09
oi, i flopped here. you have the right to totally shoot my brains out of my skull FreddAin't Dedd 22:54 October 10 '09
... What brains? /laugh track Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 23:05, Oct 10
brains.. as in the yucky grey noodles in our heads that zombies like to eat.. gross, it may seem, but have you ever tried some.. its not as bad as it smells FreddAin't Dedd 04:36 October 11 '09
Yeah. Though they're surprisingly springy. I figure if you boil human brains, they're going to be at least a little squishy, but no. Springy. I'm writing my thesis on this. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 05:30, Oct 11
i wrote mine about "cooking human penis", after armin meiwes fucked Brandes up, something had to be done, and i did it, the first concise and percise guide about cooking penises. the guide can be found here] FreddAin't Dedd 06:29 October 11 '09
Now that's just plain sick. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 07:13, Oct 11
indeed FreddAin't Dedd 07:21 October 11 '09

My first sentence ever

Oh cool i've never posted anything in an Uncyc forum before... So here's to my first official Unforum sentence ever! Is it effective enough? Or shall I add something more spectacular? Too late i'm pressing the save button, but before I do I'd like to add,damn too late I pressed the save button Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 05:59, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

Congratulations, son. Today you are a man. Sort of. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:05, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
Woohoo! A chest hair! Finally! Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 06:10, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

So for future PLSs

How about we open a paypal account, let the man in charge run it, and ask people to donate 1 dollar. ONE STINKING DOLLAR, so we can get some sort of prize in place. It will probably be ONE STINKING DOLLAR. Either that or we can beg Sannse to give us money.

Also, for a dead wiki I'm pretty uncomfortable with the amount of articles I need to read in my category. ~ 06:43, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

I knew Uncyclopedia wasn't dead. The number of people doing be reviews has shot up in recent days as well. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:30, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
Maybe we're a zombie, then. Or something like that. Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 23:08, Oct 16