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For some reason, I think this is a very important moment for Uncyclopedia. Sir Sockpuppet Of An Unregistered UserSexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg 13:39, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

What's a Cajek? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:03, 25 Apr
Nobody seems to know. But apparently Cajek are not allowed in Uncyclopedia. The Cajek originated from some mystical land where Velociraptors roam. The Cajek is unwanted and unpopular yet somehow managed to get a biopic in some UnSignpost (whatever that may be). And Cajek might be gay. Sir Sockpuppet Of An Unregistered UserSexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg 14:15, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
Sooo...some sort of floor cleaner then? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:37, 25 Apr
Who knows? Sir Sockpuppet Of An Unregistered UserSexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg 15:47, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/chris-crocker.jpg Leave Cajek alone! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:03, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

What's a Britney Spears? --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:52, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Just a few more bans and Cajek will be made admin! Yes! Sir Sockpuppet Of An Unregistered UserSexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg 04:05, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Um... Has any bureaucrat actually agreed to this? Or will he rise from his bans like a phoenix out of the ashes? --C:\syndrome\_ 04:25, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
It is inevitable I say! Inevitable! Sir Sockpuppet Of An Unregistered UserSexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg 05:16, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

I WANNA JOIN THE ADMIN BANDWAGON! I WANNA BAN CAJEK!!!!!!

Can I join in to ban Cajek? PLEEEEAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 10:07, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

I can ban you instead. That will certainly make you a part of the bandwagon. Sure, you'll be ran over by it, but still. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 10:16, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
I heard the bandwagon got some new wheels. Guaranteed fun for those with genitals on the outside, yes, Mordillo? --HouseMDfan 13:23, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
Do ovipositors count? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:56, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
What's a Ovipositor? http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/4c/Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 17:10, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
More to the point, what isn't an ovipositor? Am I right? C'mon, high-five! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:01, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
Ovipositors ftw! High five! HouseMDfan 12:10, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
Ovinegators negate your celebrations. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 13:05, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
Whereas Oviambivalentors just shrug and carry on listening to their iPods. Like, whatever. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:08, Apr 28
And ovulation makes it easier to conceive! HouseMDfan 13:11, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
Inconcievable! --Vizzini 13:15, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
you guys are crazy... I llllove you! http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/4c/Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 13:35, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
I don't think the word (Inconceivable) means what you really think it means. HouseMDfan 06:42, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
You are a woman and I am a man. LET'S MAKE THIS INCONCEIVABLE. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:18, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
Pick your hotel. HouseMDfan
Beaver Motel! Beaver Motel! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:25, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
Is there a nice dam there? The Crazy Bitch, HouseMDfan 12:30, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
Let's skip the hotel choice and get to the chase. We're going on the high road and I'm going to take you all the way, girl. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:40, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
Oh goodie, I can use my new tube of lubricant! The Crazy Bitch, HouseMDfan 23:31, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
My work is 100% Cajek-free, they say! 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 07:16, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

Almost there

Just a little bit further. Sir Sockpuppet Of An Unregistered UserSexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg 15:02, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

hey, can someone tell me whats going on here. What is this forum for? http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/4c/Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 15:06, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
It's for ovipositors named Cajek. Pay attention. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:08, 28 Apr
Yes, what OptyC said. Sir Sockpuppet Of An Unregistered UserSexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg 15:09, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
oh, that must be because of my 1-digit IQ.. I still dont have a clue http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/4c/Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 15:12, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
I'm still a little confused myself. Why would anybody name an ovipositor? And what does Uncyclopedia have against ovipositors? It's all so strange. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:49, 28 Apr

SAY CAJEK AGAIN!

I DARE YOU! I DOUBLEDARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER! SAY CAJEK ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME! Saberwolf116 13:09, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Cajek... C A J E K... CAJEK ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME! http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/4c/Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 14:43, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
CCCCCAAAAAJJJJEEEEKKKK!!!!! S-984 00:32, 30 April 2009 (UTC)