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Before I went on a rant how Uncyclopedia detracts from quality writing, but I realize that isn't the main problem. It detracts mostly from reading, which in turn lowers vote count, which lessens article frequency, which spurs everyone to whine about everything.

Therefore, let's get rid of it. - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 04:37, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Sign Here

  • For I've voted for this, like 8 times already. Where are our tax dollars really going? -RAHB 04:43, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Duh, to big corporations to keep that pastry-turning display in the cafeteria running. - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 04:45, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Dead before 2009 or bust! --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 06:44, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Only if we can delete Enzo while we're at it. I mean completely erase him from our collective memory. As though he never existed. ~ Mordillo 08:39, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
But I always make you the best smores. :( - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 18:10, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Fuckin' A. Plus this is pretty much in line with Wikia's future plans for the site anyway, as far as I can tell. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:35, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Rid us of this dangerous nonsense! For the good of the children. RabbiTechno 18:12, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Blasphemy! For God's sake my good man, delete before anybody else is infected! Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 18:15, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Milk it for profits first

  • For. I think this site is still ripe for mass advertising as we did just a month ago. Why not milk the site for profits then delete it? --Nachlader 09:52, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Only if you all milk my profits first...--Sycamore (Talk) 12:35, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Milk me! Milk me! ~ Mordillo 12:42, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
I wouldn't say that too loudly with Oli around. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:18, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Pardon me, and I don't mean to be a bother or anything...

But don't you think this topic belongs in BHOP? Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:14, Dec 3

Thank you for your suggestion! When you feel an article needs fixin', please feel obligated to make whatever changes you feel are needed, (even though they'll probably be reverted 5 seconds later). Uncyclopedia is a wiki, so almost anyone can edit almost any article by almost simply following the edit link almost at the top. You don't even need to log in in most cases! (Although there are some reasons why you might like to...) The Uncyclopedia Cabal encourages you to be italic. Don't worry too much about making honest mistakes—they're likely to be found and corrected quickly, and your 6 month ban will fly by faster than you think. If you're not sure how editing works, check out proper wiki formatting, or use the sandbox to try out your vandalizing skills. --Sycamore (Talk) 17:20, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Nah, that place is only going to get deleted. --Nachlader 17:58, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
That's still under debate. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 18:02, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
[/joke] --Nachlader 18:55, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Someone should bring back BENSON to see what he thinks about all of this... Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 18:57, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
You don't just bring back BENSON. He will return, in all of his bensonness, when the time is right. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:09, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Then I'll make it the right time. TITS OR GTFO!!! Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 22:15, 3 December 2008 (UTC)
Activate the BENSON-signal! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:41, Dec 3
Na-na na-na, na-na na-na. Na-na na-na, na-na na-na. Benson! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:07, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
Look there, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh wait, it's just old man Jenkins and his crazy lawnchair... Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 00:12, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, but if you call it that he'll flip out. It's an air dirigible when he can hear us. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:11, Dec 4
Should I tell him not to smoke any more cigarettes as to not blow himself up, then? Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:24, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
No, but if you could convince him to find something other than tying damsels to train tracks to do whilst twirling his mustache and adjusting his tophat, that'd be really nice. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:42, Dec 4
Tentacles or GTFO! - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 17:21, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

Dammit, I'm late for this one, too.

You know what this means, right?

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Look, up in the forum! It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh, it's just the likely winner of WotM... Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 23:34, 4 December 2008 (UTC)