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If you have any articles for the UnSignpost, please add them here. I'll add them to the current issue. Do it now! This is the opportunity to put yourself in the spotlight! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:33, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Gimme a topic, sock. What should I write about?   Le Cejak <13:36 May 21, 2009>
You can write about anything really. Porn. Usergroups. First person articles. Impending doom. Whatever you like. You can also comment on your glorious return story. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:42, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Porn and the impending doom

As we all know, the impending doom to all good things is caused by porn. This vile practice of drawing pictures of naked women has spread so wide among our young men that it is almost impossible to get them to do anything else.

  • gotta go

-- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 13:45, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

User groups and the impending doom

No wai, the impending doom is caused by user groups!

  • Gotta go bye see ya

  Le Cejak <13:46 May 21, 2009>

Impending doom and porn

Our porn! The usergroups are coming, and with them...impending doom! Treasure these last few mumble with your porn for the end is nigh! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:15, 21 May

First person article about porn and impending doom

I was in a usergroup, watching porn. Suddenly I understood watching porn in a usergroup would do nothing against the impending doom. I got rather stuck, and forgot the reason. Later, I forgot about the impending doom as well. That's what watching porn in a usergroup will do to you. Suddenly I understood: if you are the first person in a usergroup, nobody can make you watch porn.

My advice

  • if you are in a usergroup and someone tries to make you watch some porn, avert your eyes!
  • if you see porn, remember that the doom is impending.

The perfect solution to problems with porn, usergroups, and the impending doom

Form your own usergroup and make others watch porn! -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 15:05, 21 May 2009 (UTC)


...Seriously, you were watching porn in a group? That's...acceptable...I guess. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:14, 21 May
No, I wasn't! This was just an article! You believe me, don't you? -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 15:17, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
Yes. But you'll understand if I don't invite you to movie night next week. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:20, 21 May
(lol)   Le Cejak <16:57 May 21, 2009>
What kind of movies are you planning to watch? Something I might be interested in? -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 18:03, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

I really like how Tarantino's latest film has alternative spelling

But then I found that it was because he wanted to separate the project's title from one of the influences, Inglorious Bastards. --http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a7/SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:06, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

That damned Italian wog! 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 07:16, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

Who here ordered the pizzas?

Um, I've got 16 orders of Pepperoni Cheezgasm Specials here and I'm not leaving till someone pays. C'mon guys, this ain't cool. $191.84. Pay up. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 03:29, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

HEY!

I have been placed in the spotlight twice already! Why do you want me to do it again? 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 07:09, 22 May 2009 (UTC)