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Our e-store is all set up and ready to go. With the community's approval I'll go ahead and open it an allow people to start purchasing items. Dexter and I have ordered apparel and found it to be of excellent quality. If you have any suggestions for the site's design or want to get rid of or suggest a particular apparel design, do so on this forum. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 05:52 Jun 11 2010

Open the store

Comments/Suggestions

I thought it was just a joke site, and then I noticed everything had prices and that. And then I saw the prices. --nldr 17:57, June 11, 2010 (UTC)

New merchandise ideas

Kitten huffing:
 1. Catch a live kitten.
 2. Cup hands around kitten's head leaving a small hole for you to put your mouth around.
 3. Inhale strongly until you have sucked the life from the kitten.
 4. Ride the snake. Don't fight it. You feel'n that shit yet? Yeeeeaah.
 5. Discard the kitten at your closest kitten recycling center. Don't be a dick.  Recycle.
You are now legally required to buy one of these. Thanks! Spang talk 04:37, 12 Jun 2010
Wait, a BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU t-shirt! 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 11:56, June 18, 2010 (UTC)
How about Mordillo's sig as jewellery? It would make a nice earing stud. With a little dangly timestamp to go with it. --Black Flamingo 16:42, June 18, 2010 (UTC)