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OK, a bit of silliness and one I hope everyone will join in on. I've been reading a bit on Astrology and there are some spooky trends like many of my friends conform very closely to the starsigns I'm apparently compatible with and there are some definite trends and insightful elements to it. I thought it might be fun to see if there are any trends here, such as are we evenly distributed or are there more of one star sign than another etc. Again it’s silly but who knows, just add your username like we do in the top tend of the month to what star sign you are.

To see what a terrible person you are (I've got top dibs with Scorpio) you can view this article which tells you about your sign in true Uncyclopedic Edumacational form. Have fun:-)

P.S - If you must add comments there's a section at the bottom

--Sycamore (Talk) 12:03, January 12, 2010 (UTC)


Aries, 22 Mar - 20 Apr

  1. Colin "All your base" Heaney
  2. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
  3. Kip the Dip
  4. Syndrome --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:51, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
  5. RAHB
  6. -- hopeless Ape (break) (Riot Porn) 02:24, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

Taurus, 21 April - 21 May

That makes us special... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  • I was born betwixt the cusp of the Bull's Horns --Sakai4eva 03:43, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

Gemini, 22 May - 21 June

  1. AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 01:15, January 13, 2010 (UTC) with Libra rising, Mercury currently in retrograde which means the decision to wear pants is a risky one. Why do you ask?
  2. Twins have more fun. Or maybe that's blondes. I don't know. I can't remember the last time I saw a woman. But that's okay, because masturbation is where I have sex with someone I love. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 08:17 Jan 15 2010
    Ahhhh, you're a Gemini, emc. That explains why you abandoned me so frivolously after adopting me. Don't worry, as a fellow two-faced, wishy-washy, never-finish-anything Gemini, I totally understand. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 01:23, January 16, 2010 (UTC)
    Thank you. Finally somebody I can relate to who isn't an alcoholic. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 10:26 Jan 22 2010
    Welll, that depends on what the definition of "isn't" isn't. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 17:13, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
    Well, I can tell you that it isn't "is". -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 18:02 Jan 22 2010
    I'm both a Gemini and an alcoholic. We should be best friends and dance around in a field to cheesy music. talk 23:56, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Um. Yea, that's me also. :P I'm Cancer 2. Like the best of us I was born on the cusp. Yes, that probably makes me the messiah or something. Me and prince William anyway. Like he is going to get a look in when all the shit kicks off... What? Um, hang on. Is there something relating to Starsigns and the anointing of pants? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 08:10, Jan 19
  4. With so much drama in the LBC, it's kinda hard being Snoop D-O-double-G. talk 23:54, January 22, 2010 (UTC)

Well, everyone, I think it's clear that Geminis constitute the best writers on this site. Between the four of us, we boast a combined 20 votes for Writer of the Year[1]. You simply can't argue with that. And when I finally break down and vote for Hype myself, it'll be 21. No other sign even comes close.

  1. GT:0 EMC:0 MrN:0 Hype:20, as of this writing

Cancer, 22 June - 22 Jul

Leo, 23 Jul - 23 Aug

  • RedCheckMark.png First Bitchez! Thinmint.jpgThinmint.jpgThinmint.jpgWould you like a cookie, sir? Thinmint.jpgThinmint.jpgThinmint.jpg 16:28,18January,2010
  • Leo the Lion King. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 09:59, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • Hear me roar. --Extra Ordinary 18:13, January 24, 2010 (UTC)
    • Also a cuspian. I'm beginning to see a pattern here. Could it be that most of us were born on a cusp? --Extra Ordinary 05:22, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

Virgo, 24 Aug - 22 Sep

Libra, 23 Sep - 23 Oct


Scorpio, 24 Oct - 22 Nov

  1. Sycamore
  2. The Woodburninator - I am actually right on the Libra cusp line.
  3. RabbiTechno
  4. Rcmurphy
  5. Pentagrammatical

Ophiuchus, 29 Nov - 18 Dec

  1. Awkward bastard

Sagittarius, 23 Nov - 21 Dec

  1. Bretthead.png

Capricorn, 22 Dec - 20 Jan

  1. In Chinese Astrology I was born in the year of the cock. Go figure.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 19:08, 22 January 2010
    In Chinese Astrology I was born in the year of the Tiger-Ox.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  23 Jan 2010 ~ 02:12 (UTC)
    I was born in the Year of the Low-Fat Muffin. Who knew? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:43, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
    I hope you're not implying that I eat cock (because I do).  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 07:13, 23 January 2010
    I'm not. That would be uncouth. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:36, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
    Too bad =D  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 08:53, 23 January 2010
    I look forward to your new cookbook on Unbooks.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  24 Jan 2010 ~ 19:06 (UTC)

Aquarius, 21 Jan - 19 Feb

  1. What, just me?! —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 02:46, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

Pisces, 20 Feb - 20 Mar

  1. DrStrange
  2. Necropaxx


  1. Modusoperandi
    I deeply resent your chicken shit stance and lack of participatory spirit--Sycamore (Talk) 15:46, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
    If anything, I exhibit more spirit than others here. Others who, it must be mentioned, have less spirit than me. I'm the first one to have the balls to admit and, yes, take pride in the fact that I was born under the starsign of Comments. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:04, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
You think you're too cool for school, but I got news for you, although you seem to be able to carry off being too cool for school, I still maintain the belief that you're not too cool for school.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:21, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
Objectively, there is one thing that I'm too cool for. School. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:42, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
Your objective conclusion is based a subjective premise that you think you are too cool for school – we have no way of weighing up your claim only the appearance of you being too cool for school. Of course I was going to make a gag about you fearing that you took my school metaphor literally and would in fact be fearful that if you returned to school, you would be suspected of being a big Canuckistani nonce. Of course I’m sure you’ll agree that’s too far. I also put my chips down and say that I think you’re a Scorpio;-)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:19, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
It's not a "claim". It's a fact. You can try to quibble over the definition of words like "objective", but that's just verbal hand-waving in a vain attempt to distract us from the veritable truth of my coolness, vis-a-vis school. And, no, I'm not a Scorpio. As I've already stated, I'm a Comments. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:51, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
You can't be cool don’t ya see? You're bickering with a cantankerous Scotsman several thousand miles away via a lame comedy website. We're in the same boat of something else other than cool, we transcend it in mediocrity.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:12, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
Oh. Wait. I'm too old for school. That's it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:41, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
What? Then why did I mail you that skimpy schoolgirl outfit??! talk 23:55, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
Because I look so damn good. I'm a pretty girl. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:04, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
Only when I haven't beat you up because you didn't give me head. Hyperbole on the other hand, is there anything the man won't do - he's a fucking night out and no mistake?;)--Sycamore (Talk) 18:54, January 24, 2010 (UTC)

Astrology? Astrology?

Did someone say Astrology? I don't buy that nonsense for one moment. I do, however, enjoy the many benefits of making fun of those who do. That being said, I am a Gemini, and Geminis are naturally skeptical. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 18:03, January 12, 2010 (UTC)


Mine is April 2nd, in case any of you wanted to shower me in presents and cake. sausage lol 20:11, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

There's no way a cake shower is FoodSafe. You're gonna get dinged by the health inspector. Dinged bad. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:15, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
"Dinged bad": sounds gut-wretchingly similar to what my big sister used to call me. It is to her I am indebted for the lack of self-esteem that fuels my comedy. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 20:30, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
OMG that's my birthday too. I challenge you to a duel. There can only be one. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:51, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! sausage lol 20:23, January 15, 2010 (UTC)

Absolute accuracy!

He, he! The description of my sign, Sagittarius, is dead on!!!
I never knew I could get away with pandemonium with a third less pandas!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  15 Jan 2010 ~ 08:13 (UTC)


From a reliable source: As with all cusp individuals, these cuspians tend to be attracted to others born on the cusp... --Extra Ordinary 05:45, January 31, 2010 (UTC)