Forum:Zionist conspiracy

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A Jewish conspiracy has grinded IC to a halt. Something clearly needs to be done about it. You can help! -Sir Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:27, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

I remember when I revived IC for a week. So long ago... --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 23:56, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
Without our glorious leader to push us onwards, we're sort of falling apart... - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:47, Mar 18
If only there were, I don't know, other members who could do stuff, or something... ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:52, Mar 18
Is it stalling out again? --Mnb'z 05:48, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
We need some Jew backup I think. Is there some sort of Jew signal I should light? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:38, 18 Mar
Torch a gas chamber. Jews flock right in. -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 16:04, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
Jewish conspiracy...? No such thing. Now get back to work like the good little goyim that you are. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:08, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

I am back

So get to it.

Just to clarify, we will finish Jew for this week regardless of whether or not it gets "finished". This article has taken way too long for IC to devote all of its time to it for three weeks. It's time to move on. If people still care to work on it, that's their initiative. But we will have a new CotW on Sunday, you have my word.

Also, it would have been nice if someone else had stepped up and taken a leadership position, but hell, if we're not there yet then we're not there yet. I'll gladly babysit you guys as long as I need to, and I don't mean to be as condescending as I sounded just now. How about I phrase it differently: I'll gladly help you guys as long as you need me to. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:46, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

To get this off the ground dude, there probably needs to be one dude who is like... The dude, dude. You dude, are that dude. Dude. For now anyway. I think that was how PEEING got going anyway. /me ties a ball and chain around SysRq's trousers MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 13:04, Mar 21
DUDE! -Sir Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 13:07, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Duuuuuuude. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN13:16, 21 Mar
Dude, I understand now that I must fulfill my dude-ty as your dude. However, in the future I hope that other dudes might arise and be just as dude-y as me. It's not like I'm the Highlander or anything, dude. There can be more than one. Sir SysRq (talk) 13:37, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Sys does love the dudes. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:27, 21 Mar
If by "dudes" you mean "anus" then yes. Sir SysRq (talk) 21:45, 21 March 2009 (UTC)