Fredrikstad

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For those without comedic tastes, the "questionable parody" of this website called Wikipedia think they have an article about Fredrikstad.

Fredrikstad is the only city in the world that is actually working undercover as a construction site. This place will never be finished, it will not stop until it is the ugliest place in the world. Fredrikstad is very envious at Drammen beacuse that actually is the ugliest place on the planet. The people of Fredrikstad also have the ugliest dialect in Norway, though they claim that it is in fact funny. That is not true, it is just ugly.

When sailing into the town of Fredrikstad you will get to se the beautiful harbour of Øra. Øra consists of old boats and pipes. Fredrikstad was recently the host of The Tall Ships Races, and likes to brag about it. No-one really cares. No-one really ever travels to Fredrikstad. But don't say that out loud!