French army

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The French Army is, perhaps, the most famous and effective passifist organisation on Earth. It is famous for ending many battles and wars throughout history by 'losing' very quickly. This lack of training, weapons, decent soldiers and victories is believed to be a ploy first adopted by the 16th Century French General, and passifist, Raymond Blanc. The central thinking in Blanc's (pronounced Italic textkabbageItalic text) ideas is that the result of a battle is unimportant aslong as the killing is over as quickly as possible. This central philosophy is believed to have stemmed from the knowledge that France would lose any battle anyway, so why try?


THE FOREIGN LEGION[edit]

The French Foriegn Legion are widely accpeted as the best Choclatiers this side of Algeria. They are also thought to be responsible for 92.7% of the world's illegitimate children. The reason for this apparent sexual prowess is believed to be the Legioners's ability to woo any woman with their stunning and totally originak recipe for Lasagne.


PAST MILITARY SUCCESSES[edit]

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PAST MILITARY FAILURES[edit]

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WEAPONS AND TECHNOLOGY[edit]

French military scientists (or 'Fuck-ups', as they are colloquially known) have spent 15 years and $3 Billion developing and producing a single new piece of equipment to add to the highly developed French Armoury. This piece of equipment known as a 'sharpened stick' (or 'stique de sharp) is yet to be fully tested throughout the French Army and has been subjected to much criticsim by some of the top French generals as evidence of the 'dehumanisation of modern warfare' and 'newfangled tom-foolery' (or ' le dehumanisashon oof moderrn wafer' et 'noofangleed toom-fooleray').

TACTICS[edit]

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

Viola!


Also see:

The French Army