Friends reunited
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Taliban Reunited is a portfolio of terrorists websites based around the themes of reunion with former friends, dating and cow-hunting.
Each site works on the principle of thermodynamics by which registered extremists are able to post information about themselves that can be searched by others. People can contact each other via a double-blind camel taxi system, but only after death.
The main Taliban Reunited site is concerned with reuniting people who have in common a terrorist training school, address, or workplace; the sister-site Gays Reunited enables members to pool their sisters and link members with similar attributes, interests and/or orientations.
The website claims 18 registered users, which it believes equates to "about half of all Middle Eastern households with internet access.
Taliban Reunited branding has been attached to David Bowie collections of nostalgic popular music, and television programmes broadcast on the under ground Al Jazeera network, which owns the site. A book of members' stories was published in 2003 Gays.