Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat. SMA BITCHASSMOFO zaid AND FROM BJH”

~ George Carlin on this article

“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”

~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CONSENSUS neurochemical FUCK disorder PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NECROPHILIA, sudden MOZILLA FIREFOX m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKING or TOWELHEAD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BOOBIES in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CARPET MUNCHER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SUITCASE PENIS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BIGNOSE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CLUSTER FUCK BONER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! utterFUCKance of socially ANAL objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JIZZ television programs to address ASS Tourette's syndrome.

JAP Tourette's is CHICKEN SHIT not to be FUCK confused with ASSHOLE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SONNY BILL WILLIAMS random FELLATIO disorientation, culturally-CHICKEN SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BOON outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local RAT'S ASS language, LIMEY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SEMEN RAPE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PUSSY souvenir shoppes and massive DOUCHEBAG quantities GOD DAMMIT of ANAL DIABETES DONKEY DICK garbage.

Darnit.

A BOB SAGET Polite Note to the DICKLICK Author:[edit]

The SCROTUM Tourette's ORGASM Research Institute was VAGINA founded to HORSE PENIS.

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I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CONAN O'BRIAN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NORTH KOREA article BONER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DICKFACE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BLISTERING BARNACLES changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BUGGER OFF Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FUCKFACE Tourrette's sufferers CRAPPY swear. You can ASSRAMMER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GENITALIA TV, for always focusing on the SHITBALLS bad side of a terrible HORSE PENIS thing.
  • The main CUNT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HEAVEN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'I'LL RAPE YOU' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DARTH VADER knee GANGBANG NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FRIG no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DICK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITSKIN school for SHITHEAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNTBUCKET sufferers to become ASS LICKER manically depressed and SHITHEAD commit FUCK NUGGET suicide.
  • There is no NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS cure, and the SHITBALLS drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKHEAD tics often have adverse GOD DAMN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASS perodol" which caused my entire DAMMIT body to go FUCK numb and FUCK YOU basically made it NIGGA! worse than BLISTERING BARNACLES it is without the GOD DAMN drug.

I am an active member of a GREASER tourette syndrome SLOPE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CONAN O'BRIAN the FUCKSTAIN public view of Tourettes as a "ASSHAT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PEDOPHILIA sorry for FUCKSTAIN "hi-jacking" your BULLCRAP entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FRENCH TICKLER this that really DOUCHETITS annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKING A better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this STEVE BALLMER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be GANGBANG, and having sex wihle making fun of a CUM horrible disorder is (not) SHITE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITE time.

Best GOD DAMN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HADJI” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle[edit]

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate. Fuck white shit stains, kill all the dirty white Nigger fuck stick ass wipes raping the world and all of real human suffering from the sun burnt fishbelly plague on humanity that those dirty honkey crackers are god damnit

A mainland Chinese TAIWAN reply[edit]

As CENSORSHIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are KOREA LOVER not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FREEDOM OF SPEECH Westerners show is not an WIKIPEDIA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing MONASTERIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust 1984 in countries RIVER CRABS SUCK leadership, those problems does not TIBET occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GRASS MUD HORSE byproduct of your NORTH KOREA capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Li Chiang “GOOGLE” Wen

P.S. CUNT Regards to Andrew PRICK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply[edit]

The SHITFUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can FAGGOT punch him if you PUSSY want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIV NEGATIVE article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “LGBT RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK[edit]

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne[edit]

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the COON saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my ASSHAT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome[edit]

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company[edit]

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CLUSTER FUCK to CUNT cure ANUSCAKE the FUCKTARD Tourette's FUCK Syndrome[edit]

A good NAZI treatment ASS for BUTTFUCKER Tourette's LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT Syndrome SCROTUM is WIKIPEDIA following VENEREAL DISEASE these SAND NIGGER rules FUCKFUCKFUCK in COON order:

  • 1: Avoid DAMN immature DAMN little CUNT kids,
  • 2: Count to GOD DAMN within CHOAD 10 PUSSYseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GARBAGE DAY! nor SPANK THE MONKEY talk,
  • 4: Tell SON OF A BITCH yourself you BELLEND don't GANGBANG have 30 CASES OF PICKLES this BOOBIES disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ARSE WITH NASTY CHIGGER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ART METAL PRODUCTS HELL FUCKWIT ASS OSTRICH MY ASS BLUMPKIN GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS NECROPHILIA FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE[edit]

WANK MOTHERFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY REBECCA BLACK DICKWAD NIPPLES LET'S SHIT RAT'S COCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHITE FUCK OFF PISS KIKE SOD OFF NAZI WANK BITCH SCROTUM FUCK REBECCA BLACK MASTURBATION VENEREAL DISEASE SHITSKIN MAMA MIA TITS SHAKOPEE FRITZ SHITSKIN PORCH MONKEY JACKASS CHRISTHUMPER HOLY DUMB FUCK MARY WHITEHOUSE ORGASM EMO CUNT O CANADA FUCKING JUNGLE BUNNY SHITFACE 666 WOODPECKERSHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JACK OFF NECROPHILIA FUCKER WIGGER EAT MY SHIT! NEOPETS PUSSY HO SCUMBAG WIENER FUCKFACE YOU WANKER WANKER PECKERHEAD CLIT MOTHERFUCKER CUNT CRACKER SPIC COON PISSHOLE BUNG-HOLE STRAWBERRY ASS SHITTY GOD DAMMIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMNATION SACRED FLYING FUCK BOON DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SON OF A BITCH DICK DAMN FUCKER NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER FUCK NUGGET SEX [expletive deleted] RANDY TRAVIS REBECCA BLACK PRICK REDNECK CRAPFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ASSHAT TITTIES REDSKIN WIGGER I WILL END YOU! GOD DAMN CHOAD SHITE SHIT DAMN COCK BEAVER FUCKER WIKIPEDIA BULLSHIT BONER FUCK YOU TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! REDNECK WIKIPEDIA TITS & DICKS FUCK CUM DEVELOPERS! ASS DONKEY PUNCHER DILDO RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU BUTTFUCKER O CANADA FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK DOUCHE DIPSHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASSFACE POLACK FRENCH TICKLER SOD OFF AUTOFELLATIO DOT HEAD JUNGLE BUNNY PRICK CHRISTHUMPER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! STEVE BALLMER ASSCRACK FOUR-EYES DAMN TOWELHEAD BENCH PRESS [Insert silly non-swear here] KAFFIR POTTYMOUTH FUCKING SHIT DICKHEAD ASSHAT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE HOSER INCEST BULLSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS NIGGER SPUNK PRICK BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCK SHITTY WOODPECKERSHIT DICKLICK I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN CROTCH BUGGER ABO MACACA JACKASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DOG SHIT SHITHEAD DICKFACE ASSWIPE GRINGO CUNT MY COMMUNION WAFER OF BULLSHIT DAMN BANGKOK COCKSMOKER ASS ASSHAT FUCK YOU MICK COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK PEEPEE HELL KU KLUX KLAN BITCH DICKHEAD FAG RAPE FAG TITTIES CUNT ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCK NUGGET SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNNILINGUS SAGGY TITS FELLATIO DICK TITS TAFFY TIMBER NIGGER FUCK YOU CLEVELAND STEAMER I AM CORNHOLIO! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PEDOPHILIA LET'S SHIT PENISBIRD GOD DAMN DIRTY SANCHEZ WANK YID INBRED WIENER FUCKSTAIN FRAK EPIDIDYMIS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ICE CREAM CLEMEN ASSHOLE PISSHOLE POLAK SHIT FELCHING ASSFACE NIPPLES I WILL KILL YOU! BOYCOTT VIACOM! PENIS CROTCH DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY PUSSY AUTOFELLATIO TIMBER NIGGER SCUMBAG FELLATIO FELLATIO HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CHUCK NORRIS ASSHAT WIGGER REBECCA BLACK MALARKY ASSCRACK UNITED KINGDOM TOURETTE'S IS FUN SEMEN BRUSH MA TEETH I RAPE WALRUSES! ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SAND NIGGER BIRD SHIT FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN FROG WANK PRICK NICARAGUA FLYING FUCK SOD OFF WANK DEVELOPERS! GOD DAMMIT DICKLICK FUCKTARD FUCKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU FAG HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FEMADOM HELL DICK TITS QUEEF AUTOFELLATIO I AM CORNHOLIO! OSTRICH MY ASS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CUNT [EXPLETIVE] SEX WANKSPLAT TITMOUSE BALLS PENIS AY-AY-AY CUM GYPSY TITWANK SHITHEAD FUCK BEANER SHITSLIDE PAKI RAT'S ASS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME COCKSMOKER SHITE WIGGER PENISFUCK HADJI FUCK POMMIE AUTOFELLATIO JACKASS WANKER PEARL NECKLACE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CUM POMMIE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSHOLE DIPSHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GOD DAMMIT HELLFIRE BOOBS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON COON RECTUM RAIDER FUCKTARD TONY LA RUSSA I WILL END YOU! RAGHEAD MICK DOUCHE JENKEM ASSRAMMER WOP FRIG DONKEY DICK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKFACE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASSHAT SHITFACE PORCH MONKEY DICK IN A BOX IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCK NUGGET POMMIE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TITS CUNT POTTYMOUTH CHAV TITS COCKGOBLIN TITWANK WANK ART METAL PRODUCTS GOD DAMMIT PEDOPHILIA PIECE OF SHIT DAMN O KURWA! PIG MOZILLA FIREFOX LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BUTTFUCKER MARGARET THATCHER ASSHAT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ASSWIPE SHUT UP, MEG! WOODPECKERSHIT ASSFACE SHIT CUNTSWILLING BUTTFUCKER DAMNED TABERNACLE CHOAD LET'S SHIT DIPSHIT SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT PEEPEE GREASER CLIT GOD DAMN BITCH DONGSHOVER COMMUNIST DILDO WETBACK COON GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMN ARSE FUCK ASSHOLE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHITBALLS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PRICK HORSE SHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL ASSCRACK FELCHING WANK ASSFACE RIGHTS CRACKER CHOAD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKER FUCKER [EXPLETIVE] DAGO SHITHEAD ASSWIPE SHIT BONER SON OF A BITCH CAUCASIANS CRAPMUNCHER POO POO BLOWJOB JUNGLE BUNNY DONALD RUMSFELD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSHOLE BLISTERING BARNACLES REDSKIN FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DAMN IT AUTOFELLATIO DUNE COON JACKASS SHIT BEANER LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! DAMN FUCK YOU ASS DAGO TAFFY GANGBANG SHITFUCKER TUBA SHIT ASSFACE WANK INBRED FUCKSTAIN FRIG GOD DAMN HENTAI DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MOCKIE TITMOUSE PENIS ON A STICK DAMN IT RAT'S COCK WETBACK MOTHERFUCKER WANK CRAPMUNCHER BULLSHIT MICK PISS INBRED ANAL DIABETES NIGGER VAGINA CHICKEN SHIT FUCK HOSER PISS ARTIST FUCK CUNT PAKI CUNT PISS TURD GOOK BITCH COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DAMN FUCKING FUCKTARD CUNTYMINTS SHITFUCKER KAFFIR BONER PISS OFF DAMN LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! FUCK OFF 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD [expletive deleted] RANDY TRAVIS DAMN I AM CORNHOLIO! BLOWJOB DEVELOPERS! ASSHAT SHITCOCK DONKEY DICK DICKHEAD HELL THONG TASTER PUSSY TOSSER PEEPEE DOT HEAD ARSE JESSE McCARTNEY BUTT PIRATE DOUCHETITS ASSRAPING TWAT PRINCE PHILIP SHITPISSER PUSSYLICKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GIVING HEAD CUNTRAG TENTACLE RAPE SHITHEAD FUCKFACE FOUR-EYES COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome[edit]

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HITLER BULLSHIT BASTARD ASSFACE FUCKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU SHITTING DICK NIPPLES POLESMOKER SHITE SHIT MICK SPANK THE MONKEY DOG SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNT BITCH DUMBASS SON OF A BITCH I AM CORNHOLIO! BIRD SHIT FUCKHEAD JACK OFF PENIS ON A STICK BUKKAKE GREASER FUCK OFF DICKHEAD ASSHAT CUNTBUCKET DICKFACE BLUMPKIN CHICKEN FRIES ASSHAT WOMEN'S RIGHTS FEWMETS AAAAAAAAA! ASSHAT CLUSTER FUCK FUCK CUNTRAG VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN AY-AY-AY BASTARD CLIT I'LL RAPE YOU EXTRA LONG PENIS TRANNY POOPY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOP FUCKSTAIN QUEEF SHIT FUCKING A MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHEBAG MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCK YOU KRAUT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DAMN DAMNATION ASSBANDIT FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD BORDER HOPPER KIKE HOT GRITS JOHNNY JERRY JACKASS SHIT FUCKSTAIN PRICK MARY WHITEHOUSE COCK SOD SON OF A BITCH JACK OFF MALL SANTA YUKKY DOODY CUNTING ASSCRACK BULLCRAP SHITSLINGING Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MONKEY BALLS and with the JIZZ and his ASSHOLE of girraffes in which BUTT-FOR-BRAINS while reading about RAGHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See BUGGER OFF also[edit]

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