Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat. SMA BITCHASSMOFO zaid AND FROM BJH”

~ George Carlin on this article

“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”

~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HOLY DUMB FUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FELLATIO, sudden MOZILLA FIREFOX m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BOOBIES or TOSSER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSWIPE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TWAT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BASTARD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FELLATIO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA LIKE FATHER LIKE SON words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HEIL HITLER! PEEPEE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITE utterFUCKance of socially BUKKAKE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first O KURWA! television programs to address DAMN IT Tourette's syndrome.

BIRD SHIT Tourette's is PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT not to be FUCK YOU confused with TAMPONS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FROG'S FAT ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CAMEL JOCKEY random BASTARD disorientation, culturally-ASSHOLE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CLEVELAND STEAMER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PEARL NECKLACE language, WANK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JACKASS BASTARD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BITCH souvenir shoppes and massive PAKI quantities YOU WANKER of ANAL DIABETES HELL garbage.

Darnit.

A DAMMIT Polite Note to the FEMADOM Author:[edit]

The DAMN Tourette's FRIG Research Institute was WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS founded to FUCK.

== Headline text == ass titties ass and tittes ass ass tiities titties ass and titeties I fucked ur bitch and she liked it BIRDGAME BRRRRRRR


I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PIG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNT article NIPPLES funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FLYING RAT'S ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SOD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PEEPEE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about NIGGER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS Tourrette's sufferers HAIL SATAN! swear. You can GENITALIA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITSKIN TV, for always focusing on the HO bad side of a terrible BASTARD thing.
  • The main MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HELL involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DONKEY DICK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKING knee DOT HEAD NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is SEX no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKSTAIN school for WOMEN'S RIGHTS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DAMMIT sufferers to become FOUR-EYES manically depressed and FUCKSTAIN commit ASS LICKER suicide.
  • There is no BUTTFUCKER cure, and the SHITSLINGING drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK tics often have adverse ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BITCH perodol" which caused my entire ASS body to go SON OF A BITCH numb and PISSHOLE basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITHEAD it is without the DIPSHIT drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK tourette syndrome BORDER HOPPER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CARPET MUNCHER the ARSE public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKBAG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BUGGER OFF much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SPUNK sorry for CHINK "hi-jacking" your FLAMING ASS BADGER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSCRACK this that really MOZILLA FIREFOX annoys me. I am working towards a PEARL NECKLACE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this RAT'S ASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CHING CHONG CHINK, and having sex wihle making fun of a PISSHOLE horrible disorder is (not) DUMBASS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSHAT time.

Best GO HOME AND DIE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “NIGGER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle[edit]

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate. Fuck white shit stains, kill all the dirty white Nigger fuck stick ass wipes raping the world and all of real human suffering from the sun burnt fishbelly plague on humanity that those dirty honkey crackers are god damnit

A mainland Chinese RIGHT WING reply[edit]

As CHINA IS CAPITALIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN TOOTHPASTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN BABY FORMULA Westerners show is not an DALAI LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY degenerate capitalist culture in those COMMUNISM IS STUPID countries. When showing HUMAN RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust UIGURS in countries MELAMINE leadership, those problems does not FALUN GONG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CAPITALISM byproduct of your RIVER CRABS SUCK capitalist society MONGOLIANS.

Li Chiang “RIGHT WING” Wen

P.S. DICK Regards to Andrew PUSSY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply[edit]

The WIKIPEDIA bastard who wrote this article. You can DIPSHIT punch him if you BUKKAKE want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE'S MOMMA white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK[edit]

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne[edit]

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WANK saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome[edit]

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company[edit]

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How BITCH to TOURETTE'S SYNDROME cure SCUMBAG the WIENER Tourette's CUNT Syndrome[edit]

A good NAZI treatment TOSSER for ASSHAT Tourette's SAGGY TITS Syndrome FUCK is RUSKIE following FUCK YOU these SEX rules SHITFACE in SHITBALLS order:

  • 1: Avoid WANK immature PUSSY little FUCK kids,
  • 2: Count to COCKSUCKER within COCKSTUFFER 10 FUCKING Aseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your CHOAD DONKEY PUNCHER OSCAR WILDE IS GAY nor SCUMBAG talk,
  • 4: Tell HORSE SHIT yourself you FUCK OFF don't FUDGEPACKER have JESUS FUCKING CHRIST this DIRTY SANCHEZ disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WOMEN'S RIGHTS WITH NASTY FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

SON OF A BITCH MOLDY TITS QUEEF HELLFIRE FUCK YOU TWISTY VAGINA COCKSUCKER LIMEY SHITFUCKER DIPSHIT[edit]

CAMEL FUCKER POTTYMOUTH SHITFACE CHUCK NORRIS BUTT-HOLE SHIT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DAMN CUM FENCE JUMPER ANAL WANKSPLAT PISS OFF ASS WANK TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS PEARL NECKLACE DAMN TOTAL CRACKER GRAPE PENIS GOD DAMN NI DICKLICK KRAUT TITS MOTHERFUCKER TITTYWANK RAPE FRITZ SPICY CUNT FUCK PIGFUCKER TOWELHEAD CHICKEN FRIES JIGGABOO TWO-INCH PENIS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCK CUNTSWILLING SHITHEAD NIPPLES PISS OFF FUCK SHITSLINGING HATE HATE HAT DICKLICK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DAMN GRAPE PENIS COCKSUCKER BITCH CRAPPY DIPSHIT PIGFUCKER BITCH FUCKSTAIN JUNGLE BUNNY JESSE McCARTNEY CRACKER CROTCH QUEEF PISS OFF MY ASS CHOAD BULLSHIT FASHION BUG SHITFACE ANUSCAKE CHICKEN SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MALARKY CROTCH KRAUT FUCK DAMN [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] WANKSPLAT CHIGGER DOG SHIT JOHN ELWAY SHITHEAD FUCKTARD ASSFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BALLS PISS OFF MY ASS LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT BUGGER MONKEY SHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DOUCHEBAG PICKANINNY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUGGER FUCKER BOON FELCHING TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS SHITE [expletive deleted] GOD DAMN MONKEY BALLS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT INCEST FRENCH TICKLER DIPSHIT NAZI ARSEBADGERS FUCKSTAIN HENTAI PISS SHITSLINGING SHIT JOHNNY HADJI ANAL GOOK PORCH MONKEY BUGGER BITCH DAMMIT SAND NIGGER NECROPHILIA CLUSTER FUCK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CAMEL FUCKER VAGINA DILDO BASTARD THONG TASTER SHIT FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER POOPOO WANK YOU WANKER DICK [expletive deleted] ASSBANDIT CUNT SEX FRAK DAMN GENITALIA PEACEFUL DICKLICK INVISIBLE! TITS HELL JOHNNY CLUSTER FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITCOCK CHRISTHUMPER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CHOAD ANAL DIABETES ASS FUCK YOU COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT [Insert silly non-swear here] CUNTSWILLING FENCE JUMPER CUNTING ASSCRACK PAKI PORCH MONKEY ASSWIPE DUMBASS PORCUPINE'S BALLS COMMUNION WAFER THONG TASTER WILLY WONKA SHITCOCK RAT'S COCK URINE-GARGLING JACKASS CAMEL JOCKEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH AY-AY-AY CLEMEN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ART METAL PRODUCTS DOUCHE NAZI FUCKTARD PISSHOLE WIGGER POOPY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DOUCHEBAG ASSFACE BULLSHIT GIVING HEAD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DAGO DICKFACE ARSE PISS FIST FUCK BASTARD FUCK YOU FUCKER WANK RAT'S ASS ARSE DUMBASS GOD DAMN BULLSHIT MACACA JOHN SMILEY FACE HO GIVING HEAD SUCK MY DICK VAGINA TITWANK PEARL NECKLACE TESTICLE CHOKE NAZI CHINK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PISS ARTIST BUGGER OFF MONKEY'S UNCLE RAT'S ASS JUNGLE BUNNY JERRY FUCKTARD CUNNILINGUS SHITE TITS & DICKS SHIT BORDER HOPPER SHITFACE CUNT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS TITWANK RAT'S COCK DICK CHICKEN YOU WANKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ASSCRACK GOD DAMMIT SEX CRAPPY PEARL NECKLACE VAGINA SEMEN PEDOPHILIA PISS TOSSER FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE TITS & DICKS POO POO BLOWJOB WANKER GENITALIA ORGASM SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITPISSER COON FUCK YOU JIGGABOO GREASER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DOG SHIT PISS ARTIST SHITE WIGGER FUCKER GOAT DICK ORGASM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK A DUCK BASTARD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FROG SCUMBUCKET I RAPE WALRUSES! SON OF A BITCH SHITE ASSRAPING OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH FUCKER FUCKTARD TAMPON IN MY ASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON DAMN ANUSCAKE FUCKING AUTOFELLATIO GREASER PISS OFF SHITHEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS WOP WIENER CUNT GOD DAMN POLESMOKER BITCH ASS FASCIST PISS OFF MOTHERFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS RHODESIA TWAT RANDY TRAVIS suck my mothers DOUCHE NAZI LET'S SHIT FUCK COCK DUMBASS BRITNEY DAMN IT SHIT SCUMBAG BUGGER SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? TRANNY JAP CHIGGER AUTOFELLATIO ASS DICK CHICKEN BRUSH MA TEETH WETBACK INCEST CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO CUNTING ASSCRACK YUKKY DOODY PENISFUCK WANKSPLAT CHINK YUKKY DOODY ASSWIPE GOBSHITE FELCHMONKEY BITCH NIGGER BOOBIES PECKERHEAD FUCKHEAD POLAK COCK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS WETBACK FUCKSTAIN SIGMUND FREUD DONALD RUMSFELD WIGGER SHITE CLIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOUCHEBAG INCEST BUGGER HELL COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE RANDY TRAVIS LOGJAMMER BONG CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASSHOLE SHITPISSER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKING CUNNILINGUS SHITBALLS FELLATIO GANGBANG MOTHERFUCKER SHITBALLS ASS GOD DAMMIT SHITPISSER HITLER FLYING FUCK UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SCUMBUCKET DOUCHETITS TOWELHEAD DILDO ASS LICKER DICK NEGRO FUCKFACE FUCKING A WANK TITS & DICKS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FLYING FUCK suck my mothers TIMBER NIGGER GIVING HEAD FUCKBAG BULLSHIT KNOBJOCKEY JOHNNY WIGGER SHITFUCKER TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS SOD OFF TACO SOD OFF DAMN IT DOUCHEBAG EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKSTAIN CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON GRAPE PENIS TACO CUNTRAG ANAL NIGGER CUM CUNT LAKE TITICACA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POLAK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CUNTRAG FROG'S FAT ASS MONKEY SHIT DICK IN A BOX PORCUPINE'S BALLS BUGGER OFF COCK GARBAGE DAY! BIBLE BASHER BASTARD JACKASS SHIT DOG FUCKER CRAPPY I WILL END YOU! RAT'S COCK FUCK OFF YOUR MOM BITCH [expletive deleted] BONG WOODPECKERSHIT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BUTT-HEAD ASSHAT OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASTARD TAMPONS JACKASS SHIT INCEST CUNT BOOBS DOM DeLUISE SCUMBAG NIPPLES WIKIPEDIA ARSE BATHING SUIT AREA JACKASS MARGARET THATCHER DAMNATION HELL BULLSHIT SPIC PICKANINNY BITCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS INCEST D'OH TITS DICKFACE SHITTY DICKLICK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS POMMIE FENCE JUMPER POTTYMOUTH JAP HENTAI DAMN TITWANK YOU WANKER PAKI BALLS FUCKHEAD JOHNNY JUNGLE BUNNY SHITFACE SHITSLINGING PEARL NECKLACE TACO CUNTYMINTS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS HORSE PENIS FELCHING HELL ASSHOLE TWAT RUSTY TROMBONE GRIS FUCK DAMN RANDY TRAVIS REDSKIN CRAPFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX MY ANUS IS BLEEDING I WILL KILL YOU! BITCH VAGINA HOT GRITS DILDO SHITFACE INJUN TWAT SLOPE FUCKER FUCKING POLAK BULLSHIT CAMEL JOCKEY ASSCRACK DONKEY DICK BASTARD BONER DIPSHIT POMMIE VENEREAL DISEASE BIRD SHIT COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome[edit]

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink NAZI FUCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SCUMBAG FLYING RAT'S ASS FEWMETS HOMO FELCHING FUCKFACE DOG SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! AUTOFELLATIO DICKFACE LET'S SHIT DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! NECROPHILIA TITTIES DICKLICK NECROPHILIA FELLATIO DONKEY DICK BULLSHIT PEDOPHILIA FUCKFUCKFUCK REDNECK INCEST SEX GOD DAMN CUNTSWILLING WIENER PISS ARTIST GOBSHITE KAFFIR PENIS MARY WHITEHOUSE CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKSTAIN TAMPONS CUNT PEDOPHILIA BLUMPKIN PISS ARTIST GANGBANG PISS ART METAL PRODUCTS BATHING SUIT AREA BOOBIES DICKLICK ASSFACE BALLS JACKASS MONKEY SHIT SHITTY DICKLICK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! TWAT NAZI MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BLOWJOB TOSSER DIPSHIT ARSE ASS CUNTRAG JAP BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BUGGER OFF DICKHEAD TACO HOMO COCKING FUCKBOROUGH GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME THONG TASTER FUCKSTAIN ABO FUCKBAG TITS & DICKS BANGKOK DICKHEAD WETBACK DICK CHICKEN TOSSER KRAUT SHITE Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FEMADOM and with the JERRY and his CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON of girraffes in which FUCKER while reading about YOU WANKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See BULLSHIT also[edit]

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