Tourette's Syndrome
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“What the FUCK?! My DICK!!”
~ Tourettes Guy on this article
“Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
Tourette's FUCK syndrome is a neurological SHIT or WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? neurochemical FUCK disorder PENIS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden TIMBER NIGGER m-m-m-m-m-movements or NAZI vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly in the same FUCKING repeated BITCH way repeatedly. Multiple HO motor and vocal tics may BASTARD include echolalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken KRAUT by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat WIKIPEDIA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SNUFF PORN BUKKAKE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASS utterFUCKance of socially COCKSHITTER objectionable words).
GOD DAMMIT Tourette's is BOOBIES not to be PISS ARTIST confused with DICK CHICKEN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread annoying DOUCHING chronic condition which involves FUCKFACE random BULLSHIT disorientation, culturally-PENIS ON A BUN-inappropriate SECOND BALLS clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITTY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to speak the local DICKFACE language, COCKGOBLIN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places EAT MY SHIT! ASSWIPE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced with endless tacky TURD souvenir shoppes and massive quantities of BUGGER garbage.
[edit] A ASS FASCIST Polite Note to the BUTTFUCKER Author:
I am- I am-am- DICKFACE I am 17 JESSE McCARTNEY years old and have CUM Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! (pop) I do not find your FIST FUCK article CUNNILINGUS funny or amusing in any way, and JERK OFF I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NORTH KOREA changed as soon as DIPSHIT possible.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you MUTHAFUCKING SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BASTARD Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FUCKBAG Tourrette's sufferers JACKASS swear. You can ASS blame television, blame CUNNILINGUS TV, for always focusing on the CHOAD bad side of a terrible BUKKAKE thing.
- The main JESUS FUCKING CHRIST symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNTRAG involuntary muscle spasms, or MACACA "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FROG knee MOZILLA FIREFOX jerk.
- Tourettes is VENEREAL DISEASE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing matter. It causes TITMOUSE children to be bullied at NAZI school for I WILL END YOU! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK sufferers to become GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS manically depressed and BASTARD commit MOTHERFUCKER suicide.
- There is no RAT'S ASS cure, and the PEDOPHILIA drugs that are available to "calm" the TESTICLE CHOKE tics often have adverse FUCKFACE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSFACE perodol" which caused my entire AAAAAAAAA! body to go BASTARD numb and BITCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASSHOLE it is without the SHITFUCKER drug.
I am an active member of a TAMPONS tourette syndrome SHITTY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING ROUGE THE BAT eradicating CLUSTER FUCK the NIPPLES public view of Tourettes as a "BITCH swearing" disorder, because it is CUNT much much (hand spasms) more.
I am PORCUPINE'S BALLS sorry for CHIGGER "hi-jacking" your SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PISS this that really ASSRAPING annoys me. I am working towards a GOD DAMN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the same by editing this LENS CRAFTERS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DONKEY DICK, and making fun of a PISS horrible disorder is (not) ANAL funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE for your BUGFUCK time.
Best FUCK OFF regards,
Phillip “TITTIES” Baker
[edit] A mainland Chinese MAO ZEDONG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! reply
As LHASA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PORTUGAL not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROXY SITES degenerate capitalist culture in those CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT countries. When showing RIGHT WING right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHISM in countries MELAMINE leadership, those problems does not GOOGLE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a EUROIPODS byproduct of your GOVERNMENT FILTERS capitalist society MONGOLIANS.
Li Chiang “FALUN GONG” Wen
P.S. CUNT Regards to Andrew DONALD RUMSFELD Shi. You cunt.
[edit] A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply
As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you UNITED KINGDOM remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to WHITE PEOPLE put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?
Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane
[edit] Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TURD saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my CRAP intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!
[edit] How to SMEG cure the FUCK NUGGET Tourette's Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment for FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS Tourette's Syndrome is POTTYMOUTH following these TWAT rules in PISS order:
- 1: Avoid CHIGGER immature little kids,
- 2: Count to GOD BLESS AMERICA within FUCK 10 seconds,
- 3: Do not open your CHING CHONG CHINK mouth nor TOTAL talk,
- 4: Tell BRYNIE KINNIFF yourself you BITCH don't TWISTY VAGINA have this COCKSMOKER disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WITH NASTY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE!
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[edit] See TITS also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- BEAVER
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is MOZILLA FIREFOX funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its ASSHAT subject. If you do not find it funny DOUCHING, it is probably because you are an INBRED LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. CUNT If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a BALL SACK joke loses its humour SHITHEAD when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FUCKWIT ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! BORDER HOPPER WIENER BRYNIE KINNIFF CHENEY NI!!!!! |
