Fudgesicle

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The fudgesicle was invented in 1928 by biologist Kent Prussing studying human feces at Pennsylvania State University.

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Dr. Prussing was studying human feces when an idea hit him. He had been storing specimens in small flat sticks, much like a popsicle. He immediately filed for a patent and started the first fudgesicle company. Within weeks of hitting the market, the fudgecicle was the most popular dessert in the United States. However, in 1956 due to new sanitation laws, the fudgesicle companies were forced to use real fudge instead of Dr. Prussing's original ingredients.