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Half woman half animal, in Classical Mythology furies are the personification of vengeance. They feature in Virgil's 1920s television series I Clavdivs. Alas, I Clavdivs is spoken in a dead language so scholars are a bit hazy on the details. Furies should never be confused with fuzzy fairies.
Meet the Furies
The Parable of the Furies
- The first fury, Hello Kitty, tempted him with an apple.
- The second fury, Bugs Bunny dressed as a valkyrie, gave him a King Crimson album.
- The third fury, Avril Lavigne crossed with a hamster, nailed him to huge Easter egg.
- The pith fury, Kermit (accompanied by some singing vegetables), delivered him from evil.
Where have all the Furies gone?
Furies are an endangered species. People who like furies, draw furies or masturbate over furies should be treated with suspicion.