Furies

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Christ is visited by the second fury

Half woman half animal, in Classical Mythology furies are the personification of vengeance. They feature in Virgil's 1920s television series I Clavdivs. Alas, I Clavdivs is spoken in a dead language so scholars are a bit hazy on the details. Furies should never be confused with fuzzy fairies.

Meet the Furies[edit]

The Parable of the Furies[edit]

Christ is said to have been visited by the furies on three separate occasions. The fury of Christmas Past, the fury of Christmas Wednesday and the fury of Shrove Tuesday.

Where have all the Furies gone?[edit]

Furies are an endangered species. People who like furies, draw furies or masturbate over furies should be treated with suspicion.

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