GSBLaX
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GSBLaX is an illegal blood sport, which is believed to have originated in Warrensburg, Missouri near Central Missouri State University some time in the late 1990's. GSBLaX is an initialism for "Greasy Squirrel Bull Lacrosse". Despite the fact that the game is not very common, its notorious for its extreme violent nature towards animals, and its high risk towards the players themselves. It is also considered to be the most unusual method of hazing. Various animal rights organizations are atempting a legal pursuit against the participants.
[edit] Game play
The game is usually played by six players. A common place of incidents is on an open field. A ribon is tied in a bow around a bull's horn. Then a squirrel is lubricated with some form of grease. The grease shocks the squirrel and makes the squirrel highly agitated as well as slightly aroused. After the preperation, both the squirrel and the bull are released. from that point on, each player atempts to catch the squirrel with a Lacrosse stick, and then use the Lacrosse stick to throw the squirrel at the bull to try to remove the ribon from the horn.
[edit] Injuries
There have not been reports of any deaths resulting from GSBLaX, however many have recieved serious injuries. Most of which included head trauma, broken bones, hemorrhoids, and an erection lasting for more than 48 hours.
