Galactic Deforestation War

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Trees were determined to provide cover for the rebellion. The empire deemed it necessary to deforest the galaxy, to reduce the capability of the rebellion to find cover.

There were several stages to this plan of the Empire's. The first stage was "natural wildfires". These would be used to subtly destroy the forests on planets that might fight against the idea that forests can be cut down, and probably would be. The second stage of the nefarious plan would be to actually cut down a few forests because of a "Galactic-Wide Shortage of Wood." This section failed horribly because everyone seemed to have enough wood as it was, and anyways everyone builds everything out of metals nowadays. So the Empire, frustrated as it was at this point, went to the third and final stage of this plan, which was a moon-sized battlestation called the Barren Star. The Barren Star was equipped with a single flamethrower which it would use to burn up the trees on the planet surface. This failed for the obvious reasons of anything large enough to burn up trees on a planet surface from space would alter the orbits of the planets just enough to cause mass chaos and kill everything. And even if it didn't, the giant space-proof flamethrower would incinerate all the atmosphere anyways, so no one'd have anything left to breath aftewords. In short, the whole thing failed because they were fucking morons who couldn't do anything right even if NUKES hit them in the face.