Galatasaray

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“I missed the taste of the party.”

~ Mor ve Ötesi

“Meow”

~ Galatasaray Fans

“Uuuaaaaarrrgghhhhhh!!!!!”

~ Hakan Suker

Galatasaray, (founded in 1905 by Sigmund Freud) is a football club. Club's colors are egg yellow and sourcherry red. This club footballers doesn't know how to play football. Fatih Terim is Galatasaray's most successful coach. But Galatasaray was kick out Fatih Terim.

[edit] Jerseys

Jersey's code name is "eggplant". Galatasaray's purple shirt was increased to similar to the Milka cow. Jersey was introduced to the press, but has not been rated. Thereupon Galatasaray launched "Each Galatasaray supporters a stadium" project. Every Turkish citizen was like the project who to be in favour of Galatasaray fans.

[edit] Features and benefits

Can be drawn with MS Paint.

[edit] Fans

Turkey's top soccer teams are Fenerbahçe and Galatasaray. However, it is known by the fans of Galatasaray that all Turks are born Galatasaray fans and die Fenerbahçe fans; it is sometimes due to mental problems that they suddenly start supporting one of the other teams.