Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/breakdance

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You begin to do the best breakdance EVER. Unfortunately, the supermarket floor was recently covered in frictionless wax, so you just keep spinning on your head constantly, without ever slowing down.

After awhile, the supermarket orders the construction of an electricity generator around your body, and uses it to power the rotating cake stand in the baked goods aisle.

*** You have offset three tons of carbon per year ***

But wait...

You feel a tremendous wrench – the hand of God coming down to wipe clean the temporal chalkboard. The world dissolves, and then quickly floods back into existence, restoring its state as it was before you made your move.

But somehow, things aren't set up exactly the same as last time....

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.

Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!