Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/buttons

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You're having the time of your life pushing buttons. Unfortunately, the buttons are on the brunette woman's button-down shirt.

"What have you done?!" she shouts, slapping your hand away. But it's too late - you've accidentally entered the button combination for the woman's self-destruct sequence. A synthesized voice coming from her navel starts counting down from 20.

"How rude!" she rasps. "Get away from me!"

She then marches away down the aisle, the sound of steadily-decreasing numbers following in her stead. As she turns the corner and strides behind a stack of soup cans, she detonates. The shockwave sends dozens of cans flying at you with lethal force.

*** You survive, but die two weeks later of soup can poisoning ***

But wait...

You feel a tremendous wrench – the hand of God coming down to wipe clean the temporal chalkboard. The world dissolves, and then quickly floods back into existence, restoring its state as it was before you made your move.

But somehow, things aren't set up exactly the same as last time....

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.

Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!