Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/east

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Go east

You turn 90 degrees clockwise and see, to your surprise, a remarkably convincing rendering of a tropical island paradise inhabited by dozens of young, nubile, topless women gambolling around in a provocative manner. One of them approaches you and giggles, then beckons you to a bed with several of her fellows draped, seductively supine, all over it. Disbelieving your eyes, you prick yourself with a needle to see if you're dreaming and, amazingly, you're not! However, just as you prepare yourself for the onslaught of carnal delights, you remember that you are a haemophiliac, and you quickly bleed to death.

*** Oh, the irony! ***

But wait...

You feel a tremendous wrench – the hand of God coming down to wipe clean the temporal chalkboard. The world dissolves, and then quickly floods back into existence, restoring its state as it was before you made your move.

But somehow, things aren't set up exactly the same as last time....

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.

Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!