Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/forward

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You forge ahead into a new era of progress and enlightenment.

Food is plentiful, diseases are nearly non-existent, and all hatred is eradicated. The world becomes communist, but the good kind - no starvation or death squads. You spend your much lengthened lifespan free from work and worry. Automated robots do all the work for you, without rebelling or enslaving humanity. There are no wars, no dictators, no tough-to-open soup packets. Life is great.

Mankind has overcome all obstacles. But you base your identity on hardship, and now your life is pointless. You run into a crowded super-centre wearing a bomb.

*** You have martyred yourself ***

But wait...

You feel a tremendous wrench – the hand of God coming down to wipe clean the temporal chalkboard. The world dissolves, and then quickly floods back into existence, restoring its state as it was before you made your move.

But somehow, things aren't set up exactly the same as last time....

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.

Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!