Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/konamicode

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You go up the aisle, up a bit more, down the aisle, down a bit more, turn left, turn right, turn left again, turn right again, jump, and punch!

Congratulations! You have walked the super secret code! Suddenly, 30 clones of yourself spring into existence around you!

Your significant other is astounded when thirty-one identical people arrive back at the apartment three hours later with two hundred bags of groceries. Number seventeen explains that the reason you're late is because you could only drive yourself home five-at-a-time, and the traffic was really bad both ways.

You're then told that, late as it is, the bed only has room for four people at most, and the lounge has only two couches. So here you are, in a sterile motel bed, still wearing your work clothes, sandwiched between number four and number eleven, and you've just discovered, to your horror, that you snore.

*** Even worse, you're the one who has to go to work tomorrow ***

But wait...

You feel a tremendous wrench – the hand of God coming down to wipe clean the temporal chalkboard. The world dissolves, and then quickly floods back into existence, restoring its state as it was before you made your move.

But somehow, things aren't set up exactly the same as last time....

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.

Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!