Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/past

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You decide to travel to the distant past.

You arrive in the middle of a Cretaceous rainforest. You bask in the wonders of the dinosaur's era. You are amazed by these grand beasts.

Until you get hungry.

You decide that a small mouse-like creature would make a good snack.

However, that mouse-like creature was YOUR ANCESTOR!

There are three theories on what happens now:

1. The universe ceases to exist.

2. You are in an alternate universe. Since your action only prevented this universe's version of you from being born, you're OK. At least, you would be if the rat hadn't just eaten mushrooms that, while harmless to it, kill humans.

3. Something goes wrong, preventing the paradox. In this case, the rodent survives and bursts out of your stomach.

*** However it works, you're screwed. ***

But wait...

You feel a tremendous wrench – the hand of God coming down to wipe clean the temporal chalkboard. The world dissolves, and then quickly floods back into existence, restoring its state as it was before you made your move.

But somehow, things aren't set up exactly the same as last time....

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.

Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!