Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/superhero

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The brunette woman notices you changing - she can plainly see you through the glass. The phone booth is pretty cramped, so changing takes a while. The woman seems rather excited as she ogles you, particularly when your butt is pressed up against the glass. Finally you exit, wearing brightly coloured tights and a cape. The woman puts her arms around you, whispering "my hero," and you find yourself Superattracted to her, moreso than to anyone you've ever met - even if you're a straight woman or gay man. She excuses herself and visits the booth herself.

Now you can watch her changing; you find yourself Superaroused. When she finally exits you can see that she closely resembles Wonder Woman. She whispers "take off with me, Superdarling." You reply, "Anything for you, Wondersweetheart." Then the two of you rise swiftly in the air, crashing through the ceiling of the Supermarket, to the astonishment of staff and customers alike. You look down on the Earth, fly to the moon - oh, so romantic - then you begin making SuperDuperWonderlove. It's hundreds of times more intense than anything you've ever experienced. You can't wait for the climactic moment -

*** You're on the verge, baby!!! ***

But wait...

You feel a tremendous wrench – the hand of God coming down to wipe clean the temporal chalkboard. The world dissolves, and then quickly floods back into existence, restoring its state as it was before you made your move.

But somehow, things aren't set up exactly the same as last time....

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.

Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!