Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/wait

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You wait.

Eventually, all of the stock in the aisle is purchased, the supermarket closes, and the building is demolished.

You wait a little longer, and human civilisation stumbles and breaks down.

You wait a little longer, and the Earth ceases to be hospitable for any form of life.

You wait a little longer, and the Sun burns out into nothing. The dead planet is plunged into everlasting darkness and freezes solid.

You wait a little longer.

Then, finally, after all this time, that jackass in the phone booth finishes yammering to his girlfriend and exits the booth.

At last. Now you can call your spouse and kids and tell them you're going to be ten minutes late coming home tonight.

*** "Wait", she says. Do I look like a waiter? ***

But wait...

You feel a tremendous wrench – the hand of God coming down to wipe clean the temporal chalkboard. The world dissolves, and then quickly floods back into existence, restoring its state as it was before you made your move.

But somehow, things aren't set up exactly the same as last time....

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.

Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!