Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/youtube

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You quickly go to YouTube on your laptop and watch your own videos. You look at the views for each one and realize that you are the only one that watches your videos. You sigh and close the window, knowing that you couldn't even make an entertaining video if your life depended on it! You start to continue shopping, but you trip and fall into the phone booth. Since the phone booth has no floor, you fall.

And fall.

And fall some more. For an extremely long time.

Finally, you hit the ground and, miraculously, survive the impact. You get up and look around. You see skulls hanging from a ceiling, with words written on them like "BAD GAMER", "CD-i", and "CLINTON CAMPAIGN".

"Where am I?" you say out loud in the spirit of overused lines.

"You are in the Purgatory of Horrible YouTube Videos!" a devilish figure shouts. "You have been sentenced here for watching your own videos and thinking that they are good. Now you must pay by BEING FORCED TO WATCH HORRIBLE VIDEOS FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!! (And for a few days after that.)"


"YEEEEEEEEEEES!" he figure answers. "Now shut up and log on."

*** You die from watching horrible videos, and your skull is hung from the aforementioned ceiling. ***

But wait...

You feel a tremendous wrench – the hand of God coming down to wipe clean the temporal chalkboard. The world dissolves, and then quickly floods back into existence, restoring its state as it was before you made your move.

But somehow, things aren't set up exactly the same as last time....

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.

Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!