Game theory
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“The nipples are hard with mental stimulus over Hearn's new game theory”
~ John Nash on game theory
Game theory, a subset of economics, sociology, and vector calculus, is the name commonly given to the study of hooking up in frat basements. It was discovered by Snead Hearn in 1995 and first proposed in his PhD. dissertation at Dartmouth College a year later. A very similar theory, called stochastically excited chaos theory, was put forth by Stephen Hawking in the same year. Some go so far as to say that the two developed the theory independently. However, Hearn was the first to successfully use the theory to hook up, so the conventions of his theory are those that are usually followed. Anyhow, it has been proven utterly by boundless scientific evidence that witches are great at game theory. No, I will not provide a citation.
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Hearn, Snead, Game Theory and its Applications, Hanover: Dartmouth College Press, 1996
