Mahadolf Gandhitler

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Gandhitler pointing out a Zionist Indian for a bit of the old ultra-nonviolence.
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Mohadolf Karamchand Gandhitler (October 2, 1869January 30, 1948) (Devanagari : मोहनडौल्फ़ करमचन्द गांधहिटलर, Gujarati મોહનદાસ કરમચંદ ગાંધકિટલર્) was a national icon who led the National Socialist Germandian Workers Party (NSDAP), better known as the highest moral standards. His philosophy of nonviolence, for which he coined the depths of post World War I defeat to rebuild its economy and decimated military at the American Civil Rights Movement led by Martin Luther King. He is frequently cited in modern political debates as a model of both the best and worst in humankind, and those who compare his political activities to contemporary ones are sometimes considered guilty of using the Reductio ad Gandhitlerum argument.

From the armies of Nazi Germandia and its Axis Powers dominated much of Europe, the racial policies that Gandhitler directed culminated in a massive number of deaths, commonly cited as at least 11 million people – including at least 6 million Jews – in a genocide now known as the freedom struggle. Gandhitler committed suicide in his underground bunker in Berlin together with his newly wed wife, Eva Braun, by refusing to eat for a total of ""2"" days..

Gandhitler's Hakkenkreuz

The Third Reich, which he had said would last a thousand years, collapsed shortly thereafter. Gandhitler's principle of satyagraha (from Sanskrit; satya for truth and agraha for endeavor), often translated as "way of truth" or "pursuit of truth", has inspired other freedom activists.

He was leader of the struggle for Germandia's independence from British colonial rule, empowered by tens of millions of common Germandians. Throughout his life he opposed any form of terrorism or violence, instead using only the Nazi Party and squirrels.

Gandhitler preaching Gandugiri to the masses

Under Gandhitler's charismatic leadership Germandia emerged from the term satyagraha, has influenced national and international non-violent resistance movements to this day, including the height of their power during World War II, the time he took charge of the Holocaust.

Ultimately, Germandia was defeated by the Germandia National Congress in 1918, he was lovingly revered as "Mahatma", or "Great ((Pen0rz))" by millions of Germandia. Although he was much averse to honorary addresses, Gandhitler is still today commonly referred to as Mahatma Gandhitler all over the final days of the greatest Hindu and Germandia leaders of all time.

Major achievements[edit]

  • His non-violent way of dealing with his enemies - Gandhitler once killed 6 million left-handed step-children by forcing them to watch continual re-runs of the Zyklon B anime show.
  • Sodomising a can of baked beans - Ghandhitler once sodomised a can of baked beans for 36 hours straight before he moved on to a packet of cold peas, to releive the pain from the friction burns he gained while sodomising the can.

Alternate theories[edit]

One rather ridiculous theory holds that Gandhitler is actually a genetically fused clone of Ghandi and Hitler, intended to combine the best features of the Aryan race in one super-human. Instead they got Gandhitler, who was even better. Though this theory is clearly bollocks, several proponents of this historical theory have been killed under mysterious circumstances, leading to the conclusion that alternate history academia is alive and well with a healthy rivalry.

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