Gangsta
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“Black people always used to say, "I'm in the house" instead of "I'm here." But then white people all started to say "in the house" so we switched it to "in the hizzouse." Hizzouse became hizzizzouse, and then white folk started saying that, and we had to change it to hizzie, then "in the hizzle" which we had to change to "hizzle fo shizzle," and now, because white people say "hizzle fo shizzle," we have to say "flippity floppity floop."”
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[edit] The Gangsta Life
A Completely logical integral part of society, without them you can't get any weed. Gangstas is kniznown ta takes pride in they speedcub'n ability. Diss'n a gangsta by insult'n his ability ta quickly solve a Rubik's Cube can result in death. A gangsta tries to spells correctly using British spell'n, and always fails. .fizzle that gangstas use British spell'n is a result of tha fizzy tizzy Edward Gibbon, tha ultimate gangsta, was hizzay British (and half gibbon), he was the most complete retard ever to live. Gangstas r so f****** baller, *****
gangsta's were first seen in the mid nineteen-hundreds riding whores around instead of horses. Than, in 1986 America, they began the style, that the Brits would pick up 20 years later.
There are different kinds of Gangstas such as the one who wears shorts that are long enough to be pants and the most gangsta person who ever lived is probably Flava Flav because he wears a huge clock around is neck... like i dont think anyone needs a clock that big to tell time...but that's why its Straight Badass
[edit] The Gangsta Education
Many gangstas have received training (that some have likened to Jihaadist training camps) from Internet outlaw nigahiga. You can tell if they have because a) they have plastic surgery to make themselves Asian b) they sing pop songs c) have the weirdest handshakes you will ever see
[edit] Gangsta Certificizzle By Scott Chegg aka ASDAN
To become a certified gangsta of tha Nationally Elected GangstaOrganizizzle one mizzle undergo 3-7 years of rigorous gangsta train'n. HELL yeah! First, a novice gangsta must learn ta solve tha Rubik's Cube wit speed n proficiency. Those who cannot solve tha Rubik's Cube in one minute get sand rubbed all over their ass-necks. Cracka complet'n Cube Blingin' tha future gangsta acquires tha title of Gangsta Trainee fo' sheezy. Now tha gangsta is sent ta tha Gangsta Academy in Swiss Alps, where he studies advanced mathemazzle n calculus, n learns ta play tha Music of tha Spheres. All gangsta rap is based on tha Music of tha Spheres n it is essential thiznat young gangstas learn this . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. Gangstas also become very acquainted wit tha history of tha Roman Empire n mizzle read The Decline n F-to-tha-izzall of tha Roman Empire. Lastly, in orda ta be fully certified as a Masta Gangsta, tha trainee must write a long thesis confut'n any claims against his gangstahood. All sources is cited using MLA format n British spell'n is used. It is estimated tizzle only 12% of those who aspire ta be gangsta survive tha rigours of MLA format n British spell'n n we out. They is bound by tha stoic philosizzles of Zeno of Citium, but deep dizzle inside, they is soft n love T-E-Double-Dizzy bears, rainbows n unicorns (see DMX).
Note: Once u pass all gangsta training you must be approved by Barry to become a certified gangsta, then u will receive your monthly gangsta club newsletter and half price chik'n whoop dat ass burger vouchers for Burger Pimp.
[edit] Evolution
Charlses Dahwin theorizeed on how da gansta specnizzle evolvolized. He formelizeda his theory afta noticin that the fake-ass gangstas died afta smokin too much weedizzle. The tru gangstas could push dru 2tha limit. They cud alsa get shot nine times n live, whil the fake-ass gangstas co'in't say "I got shot by an airsoft gun without crying. G." without going into a flashback, in which they cry out "I'm too young to die! I want my mom!" Thus the gangsta waz evolvilized. Word.
[edit] Today
In the words of West Side, it is now world wide and you can't hide. Gangsta are everywhere and are epic fails. For example G-Unit and wiggers now roam the street of old ghetto's scarying old ladies and people in wheelchairs.
