Gardner Cloning Project

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The Gardner Cloning project succeeded in Garfield Heights in the late 1980's. For the first time ever, scientists at BYU discovered how to make human clones. They named their creations Spencer and Mark. After 18 years, it is the common consensus in the scientific community that the Spencer clone is superior.

The government does not want you to know about the success of this cloning project. There have been numerous attempts to cover up the truth and destroy all evidence of it. At this very moment, the Mark clone is in danger of being recaptured and eliminated. He has compromised his position and returned to Utah.

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