Gary Busey

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William Gary Busey (Born June 29, 1944) is an American Actor and lunatic. He was once killed by the Predator after he crashed into it while riding his bike without a helmet. The resulting brain damage caused him to develop multiple split personalities such as a corrupt FBI agent Peter Keyes who is deathly allergic to frisbees thrown by alien ninjas. His partner in the force Danny Glover slew the beast with the Lethal Weapon 1,2,3 and 4. Unable to cope with the increasingly awful sequels, the Predator exploded and met 72 alien hookers in heaven. Peter Keyes and Lt. Mike Harrigan then went on to star in a series of gruelling B movie roles and reality TV cameos.