Gary J. Mazeltov III

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Gary J. Mazeltov III is a black NASCAR driver who has competed since the year 1992. He is also a feminist female supremacist who is married to Danica Patrick's maid. Kurt Busch is his enemy and refused to buy pornography off him. In the year 2016, he raced for Lifetime Racing in his pink #69 Google car and won the Daytona 500. He listens to the Spice Girls and plays for the Birmingham Niggers in his spare time.

His other favorite activities include bowling for dollars, watching Michael Moore documentaries, walking his autistic mentally retarded dog, and worshipping at his Roman Catholic church on Sundays. Juan Pablo Montoya has sent him to Hell Purgatory a few times and he is ready to kick some ass holy roller.

[edit] Family

• Mother: Agent K
• Father: Dick Daring
• Brother-in-law: Daniel McMann
• Sister: Carla Tate
• Dog: Martin Luther King