Gay Numbers
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“4. 8. 15. 16. 23. 42. Bingo!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Numbers
A mathematical property of numbers which makes some of them gay, even though Mr S White does not find it believable that numbers can be gay. Numbers CAN be homosexual!
The smallest gay number is 5. Then the series runs: 13, 6, 21, 37, ...
[edit] Gay constants
The largest known gay number is 1994, which supersedes 1969 as the largest.
3 has a reputation for being gay, but is in fact only slightly queer after a six-pack or two. 54 claims to be "just experimenting."
Oscar Wilde is said to have enjoyed a special relationship with "a number" of people.
Pi is the long time companion of radians.
69 is, however, a very, very gay number.
Infinity is often thought to be gay, but since it is both even and odd at the same time, it is really a hermaphrodite and technically doesn't count.
A homophobic function has the property of mapping any given Gay Number to some other number which is not gay.
[edit] The Kinsey scale
Alfred Kinsey was the first to research gay numbers in 1947 at Indiana University, concluding that:
- 0. is not gay. Nope. Uh-uh. No sir. No way. Never. None of that around here!
- vehemently denies being one, but any port in a storm...
- might be willing to, or not to.
- is the kind to go both ways and particularly enjoys threesomes and ménages à trois.
- certainly might be willing to try it with enough erotic 4-play. *wink*
- left its heart in San Francisco but came back with a pair of comfortable shoes.
- is as queer as a three-dollar bill as is its same-sex partner 9. Oh la la! You know what that means! It means that I am going to stick it in someone's butt tonight and get that dick wet!!! I cannot wait for this fuck fest!
