Gay People Say No
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| Gay People Say No | |
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| Directed by | Ellen DeGeneres |
| Produced by | Walt Disney |
| Written by | Ant |
| Starring | Carson Kressley |
| Music by | Elton John |
| Release date(s) | Gay Pride Week, 2001 |
| Running time | 69 minutes |
| Language | Portugese |
| Budget | $5.15 |
Gay People Say No is a 2001 gay porn film. It won several acadamy awards, including Best leading gay actor and Best sex scene.
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[edit] Plot
The story begins around an 8th grade boy named 'Spank' who annoys his classmates by asking them talentless 'joke questions' (i.e. "Is it 'Idaho' or 'Youdaho'?") to the point of which his friends start commiting ritualistic suicide so that they don't have to endure his gay jokes.
One student decides to go back 13 years in time (After himself already exists but before Spanky exists) with a homemade time machine to convince the world's population to only have Gay sex from then on, by lying and telling them gay sex causes immortality. He implements this plan in hopes it will prevent Spanky from being conceived.
Actual homosexuals know this is a lie (hence the title), and rally to save the world from extinction (Lead by Carson Kressley, as herself).
[edit] Reception
The movie recieved generally appraising reviews. Raotten Tomatoes gave it an 87% 'fresh' rating. Roger Ebert gave it two thumbs up, acclaiming its buitiful deep throat montages.
It has been critisized for it's musical score, by Elton John, for being 'too gay'. Some audience members reportedly joined the KKK and lynched gay people because the score was just so gay.
[edit] Trivia
- Have you ever seen that gay porn movie Gay People Say No?
