“Friday evening last I received his majesty's commission to form a new striptease establishment.”
The Gaza Strip is a gentleman's club in Springfield, North Tacoma. It was opened in 1883 by a group consisting of Charles Darwin, Winston Churchill, Mahatma Ghandi, and Oscar Wilde. It has gained perhaps notorious fame as the only nightclub to offer full-nude, full-contact lap dances in the Springfield metro area. Currently, the Strip is under momentary management of the Jewish Constabulary of Izrai'l .
The Gaza Strip is a constant war zone. The North Tacoma State Police claim that prostitution is against the law, so it should not be practiced in the Gaza Strip. Prostitutes, however, claim that St. Magdalene, the patron saint of prostitution, engaged in oral sex with Bill Clinton in that very bar for $3.50. Bill Clinton later signed the "Newbie Booby Act" which used taxpayer dollars to purchase the establishment and turn it into federal property of the Executive Office of the President of the United States. The prostitutes believe that they are the rightful inheritors of the property following the dissolving of the U.S. Presidency occurring with the appointment of Barack Obama as Dictator for Life.
On February 18, 2009, the leader of the prostitutes, the Chief of Police of the state of North Tacoma, and Oscar Wilde met in a Hooters in Florida to discuss relations between the two feuding groups. It was at this very conference that the Treaty of Anglo-Sexon was signed, which didn't really mean anything (as there was still constant bloodshed), but it at least presented an illusion of reconciliation of differences.
His famous moto is "This is Gaza" and he is known for killing anyone who dares to insult his way of life.
In the picture in the right he is seen meeting the scottish MP George Galloway right before pushing him down a deep pit.
George Galloway survived the fall and was seen crawling out of a tunnel on the Egyptian side of the border.
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