Geir Haarde

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Geir H Haarde. Commonly called "Geir H. Harði" among Icelandic realists and nicknamed the rough one by English-speaking politicians. Haarde Is the ex-prime minister of Iceland and a prominent figure in the Icelandic gay community. He became the prime minister shortly after Halldór Ásgrímsson's' terrible death, some claim that Haarde was involved but Haarde denies all allegations.

[edit] Early life

Geir was found in a field, his biological parents abandoned him for obvious reasons. He claims he received his bachelor's degree in the United States. at Brandeis University as a Wien International Scholarship Wien Scholar, graduating with a degree in Economics, then went on to earn two Master's degrees – in International Relations from the School of Advanced International Studies of The Johns Hopkins University and in Economics from the University of Minnesota. According to these School's teachers he never attended these educational institutions and is believed to have faked his degrees.