Generic Black Guy

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A generic black guy.

History[edit]

The Generic Black Guy was first found on the cruise ships that (voluntarily) brought black people to America. Like most generic black people, he did not work. He sat at home smoking pot and watching basketball, whilst eating copious amounts of fried chicken. The Generic Black Guy has not changed in 300 years.

Traits[edit]

The generic black guy is easily identified by his "nappy" haircut, his baggy, baggy pants, his constant reek of marijuana, his love of fried chicken, and his tendency to beat box uncontrollably with little or no warning.

Future[edit]

Like the rest of the United States, the generic black guy has not changed in 300 years and probably will not change. The generic black guy, however, will always have a role in Star Trek, where he will most certainly die before a white Red ensign will.