George Bush Snr

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George Bush Snr was the first Bush in history and is the only child of the holiest of lesbian civil partnerships, that of Mt St Helens and St Martina Navratalova. Little is known about his place and time of birth although is widely accepted ivf was the method of conception, with a cabinet maker called Josef rumored to be the sperm donor.