If you're ass begins to take the shape of George W. Bush, then this is your disease. You most deffinatly will be hearing abnormal sounds,most commonly with a southern accent, and bad grammer. You're ass is not drunk, it is simply taking the form of George W. Bush. God help you.
Southern Accent coming from your behind. facial features of a monkey. slurred speak, and horrible grammer. May sound like an idiot. Annoying smirk, with Bevis'laugh. Bad views on international issues. Loves oil and wars. No idea what happend in Vietnam because he wasn't there.
This condition is a well known STD there is no cure, but, do us all a favor and kill you're fucking whore bag girlfriend, before she contaminates the whole country.