German

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Freaky German Stuff

Varying geography:	Germany - Austria - Switzerland (sort of) - That tiny country that may as well be Luxembourg - Berlin - Vienna - Netherlands - Luxembourg - Alsace - Belgium
A Frightening people:	Germans - Prussians - Bavarians - The Swiss - Luxembourgian - Angry German Kid - Liechtensteinian - Knut
Frightening leaders:	Adolf Hitler - Otto Von Bismarck - Darth Hitler - Heinrich Himmler - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, or "Gerta" - Albert Einstein - Bertolt Brecht - Benedict XVI - Elizabeth II - Kurt Vonnegut - Nietzsche - Leo Strauss - Karl Marx - Uwe Boll - Herman the German
Confusing language:	German - German language (there's a difference) - German grammar - Grammar Nazis - Umlaut - Umlaut monster - Hegel - Kant
Unnerving Musik:	Einstürzende Neubauten - Kraftwerk - Johann Sebastian Bach - Ludwig van Beethoven - Wolfman On-the-dais Moatsart - Gus Mauler - Paul Hindemith - Oomph! - 19-hour-long operas about gods wearing bear skins and helmets - Scooter - Kreator - Blind Lemon Kraftwerk - Rammstein
Shameful history:	House of Hangover - World War II - Nazism - Swastikas - Holocaust - Lolicaust - Berlin Wall - Death camps - 2002 Germany airplane sexual intercourse