German Snackard
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The German Snackard is a fusion of both dog and greasy snack. It was invented by the US during WWII as a way to "bag" the Nazis, but ended up becoming a huge success with cross-dressing wizards and children who are immediately attracted to anything with the smallest bit of hype surrounding it. Since the end of the war, almost every home across the world has a German Snackard in their home and enjoy a tasty chew of it on a daily basis.
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[edit] How to Acquire and Use a German Snackard
A good quality German Snackard can be found at all leading supermarkets and grocery stores. But in remote areas, like desert place thingies, they could be quite rare. If you are connected to the Internet(you are connected to the Internet, aren't you?), you may order one online at the official German Snackard website or the German Snackard fan club website. If you are not connected, but you own a telemaphone, dial 666-0616 and wait for the black helicopters.
Once you have your German Snackard, it is fairly simple to use. Just shove down your gob and bite, being careful not to bite your fingers, hands or feet. Chew until you think it is okay to swallow, then swallow. If you are having problems, consult the instruction manual that comes with your German Snackard as it provides a more detailed description of the technique.
[edit] Prices
Below are some prices in different countries:
- United States-$24.99
- United Kingdom-£19.00
- Australia-$29.95
- Japan-¥1000000000.32
- Emoland-3 Simple Plan CDs
If your country is not listed here, inform the media so they can make stories about it and maybe even a book. Isn't that exciting?
[edit] Conclusion
In conclusion, there is no conclusion. Or is there?
