Get Out of Jail Free

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The get out of jail free card is a universally recognised symbol of take-backs.

Kill a Man in a modern day duel over the last reese's?

Get out of Jail free card.

Marry a one-eyed she-male stripper in Vegas?

Get out of Jail free card.

Say something when you were too drunk or tired to be accountable that you later regret?

Get out of jail free card.

The beauty of the Get Out of Jail Free card is that "the rules" clearly state that there is ABSOLUTELY NO....

1) complaining

2) pouting

3) hurt feelings

AND/OR 4) buts about it.

The Rules also state that life must then go back to exactly the way things were before the act the User wishes to absolve him/her self of was put into action.